I’ve never muddled a cherry in my fucking life. Officially in Read-Only mode. DM for better contact details.

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The Dude abides. Elon, however, does not.
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Mike Kelly (Lix) retweeted
A 10 year old girl in LA wanted a unicorn license. She wrote Animal Care, and they replied brilliantly. 🥰🥰
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We’ll call it a nostalgia year.
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Ah, good… a flight delay. Now it feels like I’m headed to @HushCon.
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Guess who fucked up and booked the wrong week for @HushCon?
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Mike Kelly (Lix) retweeted
With Trump back on Twitter, it’s a good time to watch this Jan 6 hearing. It covers each of Trump’s tweets that day, including those that have been deleted, and features multiple Trump WH staff describing his inexcusable conduct during the violence. january6th.house.gov/legisla…
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Deciding something with national security implications via a twitter poll is most certainly a sign that somebody isn't mentally capable of running something with national security implications.
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Anybody check to see if they turned off the their WAF "microservice" yet?
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I do, honestly, find myself completely over this platform. I stopped using it outside of rambling a long time ago. I'm ready for it's death, but I don't know how to replace it. Does anybody have an actual non-mastodon suggestion?
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I love the idea of mastodon in a theoretical world, but this ain't that world. (See capitalism and communism).
Wonder how many laws elon has broken so far. Anybody got a running tally?
Changed my default account and now I keep having to deleting hockey tweets because none of y'all GAF about that.
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But if you do... Georgiev > Keumper
Something something heartfelt speech about how many of you helped me get where I am, you know who you are. And when we're all sober tomorrow and everything's still here we can pretend we didn't say anything.
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Just in case, I guess. @lix@infosec.exchange. At least for now
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Hey fuckwit. Stop trying to dunk people on twitter and maybe read a little. It may have been invented in 1921 but, as Sanders correctly stated, the patents were sold in 1923.
Replying to @BernieSanders
Full answer to insulin price question is complex. Short answer is that original insulin, discovered in 1921 (not 1923), is inexpensive, costing as little as $25. New, higher efficacy analog variants of insulin are more expensive. @CommunityNotes time.com/6076709/walmart-low…
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A RAND study in 2020 found that, in the United States, the average price of a standard unit of insulin analog is $99.94, but in non-U.S. OECD countries, the average price is $9.32. rand.org/content/dam/ra…
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"Banting famously said, “Insulin does not belong to me, it belongs to the world.” He wanted everyone who needed it to have access to it."
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I can't help but wonder what happens if exactly 0 employees sign up for this hardcore twitter 2.0.