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Liz

@lizNOTlizard

Unabashedly and unapologetically me.

Joined April 2009
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When I love shows, I say “oh man, I wish I hadn’t blown through [insert series here] so fast every time I feel like watching something. This has been reserved for two shows: Ramy....and now....The Babysitters Club.
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We all fell out of the coconut tree tonight
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Michelle Obama saying she's been at every powerful table you could think of and quickly realizing "they're not that smart." I think about how many women feel that exact same way while in male-dominated rooms/fields.
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Obama shoulda walked out to @ChappellRoan “Good Luck Babe” after not including it on his summer playlist. #DNC2024
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Not Jack Schlossberg’s first vogue political assignment being a shot president 😭
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Just catching up with the true detective: night country finale and both @femme_thoughts and I groaned so loudly at “time is a flat circle”. I wanted to turn it off!
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I just heard Dave Ramsey laugh at a man for spending $25,000/yr on two kids in daycare, call him dumb, and then suggest he find a free summer camp. I’m ready to earn my first mugshot
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He is serving [looks, not time, unfortunately]
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Today’s @axios newsletter was beautifully formatted. A work of art.
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I’m so sad after watching the reunion of the ultimatum: queer love. It was completely irresponsible of @netflix to invite Mildred onto the episode. There’s no way that they didn’t know she was arrested for domestic violence. I’m here for mess, but not like that.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary @femme_thoughts
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Here’s my obligatory tweet for the year.
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I am literally hopping on Twitter to say everyone should educate themselves with this. I have never felt so seen as a human in early education or as someone who has put off having kids because I couldn’t comfortably afford childcare. I’m excited to see where the series goes!
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Merry Christmas, 2020! 🎄🎄🎄
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Interesting summary, @netflix.
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I sure did.
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I think The West Wing reunion would’ve gotten more people to vote if they’d had Timothée Chalamet stand in as Leo McGarry.
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Kelly Loeffler is a monster for so many reasons. Here is today’s:
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