🍷 Wine Enthusiast. 👰🏻Wifey to @dtanderson10. 👶🏻 Mom to James. 📚Bibliophile. 🔪True Crime Aficionado.
Wichita, KS
Joined April 2009
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“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” Northanger Abbey
Looking forward to getting weekly updates from @RogerMarshallMD on what he’s accomplished each week since he is SO supportive of DOGE, yet can’t be bothered to finish a town hall with his constituents.
Hey @Target, I tried to go to the toy demo this morning at the Wichita location listed in your chart. The staff had no idea what we were talking about (multiple customers were asking about the 🐻).
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Officers are currently conducting surveillance on a suspiciously large snowman. More details to follow if situation starts to deteriorate...or, melt.
Happy holidays! ☃️ #StayFrosty
Watching the @hulu doc on Hillsong and TADA I recognize a very unique voice…… @MikeCosper. Did a double take, am I listening to the Rise and Fall or Mars Hill again?
Just finished my @BodyFitByAmy by doing a squat to press with my 1 year old. He loved it and it kept me moving. Mama just leveled up. 😂😂😂 #momlife #momthoughts
Can we stop pretending cats are amazing examples of consent? I was just mauled for 20 mins by a small grey tabby desperate for pets and attention. I did not consent, so she forced my hand to pet her anyway 😂
I just want to say the @Clorox ReadyMop was perfection and I’m sad they discontinued it.
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Coast Guard: “After several days of searching hundreds of miles, an emotional rollercoaster for the families and millions of dollars, we found the debris exactly where we expected to find it.” Navy: “Yeah we heard that shit explode a few days ago.”
I recently found this YouTube video on #TheWalkingDead and the creator summed up and outlines my thoughts perfectly. All of the spin offs ruined the original series. youtu.be/BXD4lGyzj-E
Why have only Hand Foot Mouth, a sinus infection, or an ear infection when you could have all three?
James switched to a new daycare. The day before he started we got a notification of a confirmed case of hand foot mouth disease in his classroom. Apparently, the next day James asked to play with all the toys the sick baby had touched. 🤦🏻♀️