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Geek. Gamer. Clay Shooter. Youtuber. Petrolhead. Technologist. Geordie.

Co Durham
Joined February 2009
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Shurrup man you miserable twat.
Dogs in pubs. Fuck off. It's not fucking Crufts.
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Well, now we know @Jacob_Rees_Mogg is a star wars fan.
In Star Wars, the Empire simply wanted to bring order to a fragmented and disordered galaxy. Imo they were unfairly depicted as the wholly bad when their intentions were totally understandable.
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That Worzel Gummage impersonator in parliament is shite.
Michael Fabricant(Tory MP) throws his toys out of the pram after Harriet Harman quotes what he said about the privileges committee... Deputy Speaker, rightly, shuts him up & tells him to sit down..
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His parents look like characters from the Aeon Flux cartoon, made flesh.
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Almost time for Christmas dinner. Yes, dinner. Lunch is too early for a meal that big.
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Unpopular opinion: Home Alone is shite.
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Chefkiss.
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Savage and well deserved skewering.
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Aside from the awkward pause as she congratulates arguably the worst PM the UK has ever known, ousted for egregious corruption and multiple crimes, she mispronounced Kyiv. She is to be PM, and was (checks notes) Foreign Secretary... Irony is dead.
"Boris... you are admired from Kyiv to Carlisle" Liz Truss pays tribute to Boris Johnson as she is announced as his successor bbc.in/3qaBxdJ
Prince (solo and his various bands) is, was, and ever will be infinitely superior to the Beatles.
100% this.
How to eat a sandwich: 1. Remove top piece of bread 2. Carefully add a layer of crisps 3. Replace bread, gently press down 4. Take many satisfyingly crunchy bites
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Wait, this *isn’t* a skit?
Tory MP Michael Fabricant says the understanding was that the alleged No 10 garden party was "not spreading the disease because these were people already working closely together". trib.al/WNMUMLX 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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