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handsome lil manlet; dick big tho

Lafayette, LA
Joined September 2017
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Helping my little brother clean his trailer house and I found an ad I put out in his hs yearbook saying “good luck ‘sitting’ soccer, loser’” cut out and carefully hidden among his prized possessions
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I love oatmeal creampie cookies!
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My favorite thing about DeSantis is that he discretely just burps and yawns when he’s speaking to people (not really my favorite thing is his record bc I have a penis but saying this for all u niggas who was mad about his lil boots last time)
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I think I did my mytype thing wrong
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Grok am I unc👉🏻👈🏻
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I’ve put pussy into this game so many times as a joke and they never accept it or change it to vagina or privates and they finally accepted it for things that are pink😭
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I wish cars had speedometers like trucks so you’d know how fast you were driving
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If y’all need me I’ll be at the Paramore upskirt urinal at the Silver Slipper between drives of the LSU Bama game #GeauxTigers
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Work wife got the ick bc I let out a lil moan🗣️ when I bent down to pick up my computer charger
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Pokémon went to the polls, son 🫡 (forgot ngl)
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Ain’t nobody rub on my ears like u girl (fat bitch barber)
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When she gets the ick bc u don’t kill her
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Acadianslop
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localidiot retweeted
I never want to live where people don’t wave to oncoming drivers on a rural gravel road with no dividing lines.
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If your dad and your best bud didn’t both text you about Patrick Stewart dying we probably wouldn’t get along toooo too good but we could still be niggas no hate fr.
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Hey how about you just go back to your old school you prick!
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Look I fr don’t wanna talk about getting a 35 on English for my ACT bro🙄🙄 Like yea a 36 is perfect but fuck🙄🙄
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principle*, you dumb fucking bitch
Jennifer Lawrence reveals she once shot a nude scene while there were crew members on set who were not approved to be there. "I definitely speak up more now because I am aware of the place I have in the industry. There was an instance on set where crew members who were not approved when I was doing nudity were on set. I came down hard on it, purely because if we are not setting that principal then what on earth is going to happen to an 18-year-old unknown when she shows up and there’s people on set who are not approved to be there? She’s going to be in a position of do I say something and get a reputation for being difficult or do I let these people who I’m not comfortable with see me naked. It was important to me to explain that to the people why that was not okay." (via Call Her Daddy) variety.com/2026/film/news/j…
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