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Loewenchris

@loewenchris

example, an utter mess and 1000% right

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Joined April 2011
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Random fires and explosions in The Simpsons 馃挜 - a thread
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TRUE WEALTH (2nd Ed) Worriless sleeping Clear conscience Reciprocal gratitude Absence of envy Foamy coffee Crusty bread Inexperienced enemies Frequent laughs No meals alone No gym classes Gravel bicycling Good digestive functions No Zoom meetings Periodic surprises Nothing to hide: financial and fiscal tranquility Muscular strength & endurance Ability to nap Access to a hammock
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*Montreal* CASHIER: bonjour ME: oh! bonjour CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir? ME: well it looks like the jig is up
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Any of my grandparents meeting for the first time.
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@historyinmemes17 Jul 2023
If you could witness any moment in history, which one would you choose?
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Enough moths for ya?
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Jon Bois@jon_bois1 Jul 2023
just based on all these free agent signings alone, it鈥檚 incredibly obvious that the nba is planning to play another season this fall. they should just go ahead and announce it already
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Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk
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[Dude]: Yeah well, ya know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
The Dude has his hands on his head as he looks back at the unseen Quintana. Walter sits impassively with the fingers of his two hands interlocked in his lap.

ALT The Dude has his hands on his head as he looks back at the unseen Quintana. Walter sits impassively with the fingers of his two hands interlocked in his lap.

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Today marks 24 hours since I was last stung by wasps. #streak
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u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert
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Jon Bois@jon_bois21 Jun 2023
thumbs up to this beautiful sunset
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I have a dream..
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Jon Bois@jon_bois14 Jun 2023
if you want to talk about a winning ball club, look no further than the denver nuggets. that鈥檚 the way to play right there
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Image from On This Day in Simpsons History 馃嚭馃嚘 (@dailysimpsons)
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@BuzzingPop9 Jun 2023
Post an album that saved your life. 馃幎
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Special Rapporteur 2: Electric Boogaloo
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han@bitethehan9 Jun 2023
55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters
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