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I like when people call me pussy, makes my dick super hard. – at North Miami, FL
I slapped my penis on a plate with some cheese and grapes and she said man the ratio of meat to sides on this charcuterie board is really disproportionate
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Theres a stud lookalike competition at my local @Walmart today apparently
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Coworker just let a loose shit go in the stall right next to me and all I could do was say "hell yeah"
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White dude pulled up to the gas pumps blasting lil baby and my car automatically locked itself #honda
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logansdull retweeted
Shoutout to that one time I went grocery shopping and came out the store to find my bike like this
Republicans love them flock cameras yet are on fox news at 9am complaining that the grubhub delivery robots are monitoring them?
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