LOL Caesars

Kim Kardashian has reportedly purchased a Hot & Ready Pizza for 5 MILLION DOLLARS

Discount Pitbull should have stuck with the Hot & Ready

When my pizza is cold and unavailable:

Pizza

Hi sir, I’d like to report a crime:

POV: We are on a conference call with Papa John

Only $5 for @JohnFetterman and $20 for @DrOz

When a MF tells you they like Papa John’s:

She’s a 10 but she just brought home Papa John’s

POV: trying to order Grubhub after a work happy hour:

POV: trying to order Grubhub after a work holiday party:

Having an internal debate about adding guac on my Grubhub chimichanga:

Explaining my Grubhub order to my friend:

Me after I eat 13 chalupas from Grubhub:

Confirming my friend’s Grubhub order after he just chugged fireball:

I'm very honored and humbled to have produced 4 songs on the new @Drake album, "Honestly, Nevermind" Thank you brother for trusting me and allowing me to be a part of the vision. I never factored this into the equation for the beginning of my next chapter, but thank you ❤️

“Hey thanks for picking up my free chicken sandwich. Ok so to get in to my apartment you’re going to go through this portal at the bottom of the ocean, then poke through the goo…”

When your one night stand takes you to Starbucks to remember your name: