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Dad to an amazing & talented daughter 💙 Reading FC STH since Elm Park days ⚽ Berkshire born Berkshire bred 👊🏻💪🏻

In a field in Royals Berkshire
Joined June 2012
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
The total amount that every UK taxpayer has sent to Ukraine over the last three years now averages out at over £1,000 each. I am sure none of you needed that money, nor public services.
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
I’m thinking of emigrating to Ukraine to spend more time with my tax money.
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
Look at this, stashed away on page 118 of the budget... The Government is implementing visa salary requirement changes from spring 2027 that will reduce 'occupation-specific minimum salary thresholds from the median to the 25th percentile of wages'. In short, making it FAR easier for firms to hire migrants. Why are they lowering barriers to overseas workers instead of training British men and women? British people do not want more immigration. At all.
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
BREAKING: Journalists investigating corruption in Ukraine will face 5 years in prison. Zelensky wants me and my journalist colleagues to stay silent about how he’s stealing your billions. He’s taking the last thing left - freedom of speech. We bring you the truth.
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
A British government minister should be fired immediately for saying this It means that most of us cannot trust the government any more
Shabana Mahmood: “white men that wave the England flag are bad people”.
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
£150 mil for large scale asylum centres £10 bn for more Ukrainians to die Cheaper gherkins for Brits Absolutely fuming. If you're over 40 and still a leftist you are a complete and utter dipshit moron and it's time to grow the hell up.
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
Hi @MartinSLewis Just to be clear please. Is there anything in the budget today that ultimately helps people who get up and work hard week in week out or is it just for those who don’t bother? If it’s the latter should we all sod it off and start claiming for everything? Thanks
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
Hidden away on page 111 of the Budget - 'The government is providing £150 million capital investment in 2027-28 to fund additional large sites to accommodate asylum seekers' A treasonous decision. Every penny of that should be directed towards a programme of mass deportations.
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Why is the gas and electric bill split into two dates this month??? @OVOEnergy
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Can't believe we've held onto him.
One year at the helm in RG2. 👏💙
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
In a class of his own 💫 #BallonDor
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
So proud 🥺 @HKane
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
Wow. 🏆
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
A quick message on what it means to me personally to win the Ballon d’Or!! 🙌🏆
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SOUTHBANK 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ retweeted
Thank you London! ❤️🏆
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After an abysmal first half performance the second half could only be better. It did improve with more urgency & intensity but there's still massive room for improvement despite the win. Still start games far too ponderous lacking cohesion & attacking intent.
A 6-POINT WEEK FOR THE ROYALS 🤩 A Kyreece Lisbie double secures all 3 points at the Select Car Leasing Stadium 90' | 👑2-1🔴| @MrVegas_Casino
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Let's get another one or two.
KYREECE MAKES IT 2! 67' | 👑2-1🔴
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Now kick on!!!
KYREECE HAS US LEVEL! 54' | 👑1-1🔴
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Abysmal half of football. No tempo or urgency & look devoid of any ideas. Far too much passing around the back with Peirera being a complete liability. This won't have the fans flooding back @ToddTrosclair @catania_rick15 ... football for the people.
We trail at the break. 45' | 👑0-1🔴
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Shocking defending! So many opportunities to clear the ball.
Goal - Barnsley take the lead after a goalmouth scramble. 6' | 👑0-1 🔴
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