Nikita Banana

Greg Kinnear is a regulation hottie.

I hate being this person, but why is the holiday creamy vanilla zero sugar coke so hard to find lol?

Pasta always looks cold in pictures.

You Can See Everything was really good, but I would be lying if I said it wouldn't have been better as a 5 part weekly release documentary series.

I love when customers complain about the shitty state everything is in like that will somehow make us spontaneously give birth to a well trained co-worker who doesn't call out. Complain to Facebook and corporate!

If I said you should be the cleaner at your own rental property you'd say I hate job creation. I think that means you're rich enough to take the $50 "loss" on the cleaning fee. If you arent, please consider selling your second home.

Making apple cider slushies at home cause the local spots are too crowded nowadays.

My mom cancelled on me for lunch lol. Maybe this is why I had dreams about Panera last night.

One day of having all the windows shut and the house smells like the meal I cooked last night. 😭 I hate this time of year.

Car wrap my kitchen aid

My local AMC not having You Can See Everything feels like a hate crime against me.

Getting a fake ID to meet the age requirement for early detection medical procedures.

Like, who is running this god awful account?

If the new Girls has Netflix lighting I'm killing myself.

There's something so offputting about accidentally hitting the button that shows you the songs coming up next when you have it on, "shuffle." Sorry, but I need the element of fake surprise to enjoy my playlist.

I always get my worst work injuries when we're short staffed, imagine that!

Took six gulps of seltzer before I realized all the air seemed to immediately be trapped in my esophagus. That's such a scary, awful pain.

Sports families always act like they're royalty when you're trying to make plans with them lol.

No alarm for tomorrow! This won't happen again until thanksgiving lol