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I’ve heard the smallest thing in the universe is a quark or electron or neutrino last night at a bar I discovered it’s the brain of a bigot
My favourite loo paper is the Sun it treats everything even my brain so much softer than the Guardian
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At the Rock watching my diving buddy getting into deep water with the waitress. He said he'd go down 'with' her, she heard 'on'.
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a mysterious street artist has been writing "moustache" as a moustache on peoples faces on subway posters around NYC http://bit.ly/fe2i1Y
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Wrapping presents for the holidays and listening to some tunes. What's your favourite wrap music? #wrapmusic
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I choose Hengeyokai, a shapeshifter RT mattselman Matt Selman
Everyone name their favorite henge. I call Stonehenge
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Is there a city pee to pee urinal sharing website. I'm always looking for a good loo. I heard of one called What's shaking but can't find it
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I hope the money donated to peace. Album signed by John Lennon for Mark Chapman goes on sale for £532k - Daily Mail http://bit.ly/a9dZV7
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@SethMacFarlane Science can change midgets to P.O.R.G.s [Persons Of Restricted Growth] which network TV research say’s will be even funnier.
@NickThinksAloud Sonnets? I thought they were a basketball team and just poetry in motion.
@crueltyofchoice In a work of art I'm already one of the most known characters in the world. People see me everyday.
I intend to reward myself for the rest of the day and put all my energy into being lazy. RT @stringerthetwit Laziness is its own reward.
@crueltyofchoice Be rich and stupid because I'd know I was rich and probably think I was a genius because and I'm too stupid to know better