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My girlfriend asked me to walk her home from the gym after dark, but I wanted to keep gaming so I reminded her that statistically speaking, I’m the person most likely to kill her
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wrongman@vodkasodabloodJan 22
Mad Men is A Show of All Time
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wrongman@vodkasodabloodJan 15
broken subway ad screen creates pitch-perfect poster for “Melania”
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wrongman@vodkasodabloodJan 14
You are either team ICE or team TikTok hypno Latina and it’s time to pick a side
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wrongman@vodkasodabloodJan 13
kinda bitch that stands by the charcuterie board sayin “these grapes are SO good”
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wrongman@vodkasodabloodJan 8
hey team! can we jump on a quick call and decide if we want the government to shoot us one by one in a slow trickle over time while we go to work and order DoorDash or all at once while we shoot back
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wrongman@vodkasodablood5 Dec 2025
What’s up fam! I’m the guy at your job who only says fam in emails. Circling back to remind you that the next time you visit the doctor they will find a tumor in your colon
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wrongman@vodkasodablood7 Dec 2025
Quentin Tarantino gently stroking the N word pass he got from one guy in 1995 like Gollum with the ring
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wrongman@vodkasodablood9 Dec 2025
Come on down to fuckass millennial core dentist! We have Netflix and neon signage and the smell of burning bone and spitting blood from your rotting gums and a magazine called YOLO in the waiting room
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wrongman@vodkasodablood9 Dec 2025
The downfall of the United States began in earnest when Scooby Doo started doing “this time the monsters were real” storylines
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wrongman@vodkasodablood9 Dec 2025
Overhearing a white lady say “So here’s why I’m really confused” in a tone that does NOT sound confused and immediately collapsing stiff on the floor like one of those goats
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wrongman@vodkasodablood10 Dec 2025
✨walking the red carpet at the met gala while a fractal lattice of tumors and teratoma explode from my solar plexus at a terrifying speed, covering the entire island of manhattan in seconds✨
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wrongman@vodkasodablood10 Dec 2025
We need an obscure untranslatable American word for when you’re late to a work zoom because you accidentally watched CCTV footage of a woman getting sucked into a rotating piece of industrial equipment on your phone
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wrongman@vodkasodablood15 Dec 2025
Kyle Rittenhouse wife Kirkified booty pic with panties on and one without them on and 3 different pics of boobs any position and a normal pic of pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open
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wrongman@vodkasodablood15 Dec 2025
in chinese voice
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wrongman@vodkasodablood18 Dec 2025
“The Metamorphosis” but Gregor Samsa has been successfully WFH as a bug for years until one day he wakes up to a mandatory return to office email
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wrongman@vodkasodablood23 Dec 2025
idk why it’s just occurring to me now but there’s something very incongruous about a man who looks like this being named Josh
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lana del slay@lanadelslayee18 Nov 2024
this is exactly what it feels like approaching a group of customers at the strip club
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I feel like I see a tweet that says “so WHEN did we decide it’s okay to say the R-word???” every day. Every single day someone logs on and is confused and outraged in the exact same way, and no answer or dialogue will stop it. I wish there was a word for this
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I’m sure this has been pointed out before, but in the movie these guys promote a man undergoing some form of hypnotic psychosis to a leadership position and then the entire building burns down
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Hard to explain how specifically but everything about this has RFK energy
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@mischiefanimals16 Nov 2024
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