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DID YOU KNOW??
Baby elephants have absolutely no idea how to use their trunks when they are born, often stepping on them, tripping over them, and swinging them around in complete confusion.
An elephant's trunk is a biological masterpiece containing over 40,000 individual muscles, by comparison, the entire human body only has about 650. Because a newborn calf has zero muscle memory or fine motor control over this massive, dangling appendage, it takes them nearly a year of clumsy practice to master it.
During their first few months, they behave like human toddlers trying to figure out a bizarre toy, often resorting to drinking water directly with their mouths because they haven't learned how to use their trunk like a straw. Walk with me 👇🏾👇🏾
1. The Dynamic Thumb-Sucking Analogy:
Because their trunks feel so strange and uncoordinated, baby elephants display an incredibly endearing psychological behavior that perfectly mirrors human infants.
Just like a human baby sucks their thumb to soothe anxiety, a stressed, tired, or frightened baby elephant will curl its trunk up and suck on the tip. This reflex stimulates the release of calming hormones in their brains.
While it is most common in infants who are adapting to the world, even older calves will revert to trunk-sucking when they feel intimidated by predators or separated from the protective circle of the matriarchal herd.
2. The 22-Month Brain Bake:
The reason baby elephants are born so large, weighing a staggering 200 to 250 pounds at birth, is due to the longest gestation period of any land mammal on Earth.
A mother elephant carries her calf for nearly 22 months. This extreme pregnancy duration is biologically required to develop the elephant’s massive, highly complex brain. Thanks to this extended "cooking time," calves are born with highly advanced cognitive functions.
Within just 20 minutes of entering the world, a baby elephant can stand on its own feet, and within an hour, it can walk alongside the herd to escape predators like lions and hyenas.
3. Eating Poop for Biological Survival:
While it sounds completely repulsive to humans, a baby elephant must engage in a behavior called coprophagia, deliberately eating their mother’s fresh feces—l, to survive.
Newborn calves survive exclusively on their mother’s milk. Because of this, their digestive tracts are completely sterile and lack the vital microbes required to break down tough plant matter.
Around the age of five to six months, as they begin to transition to eating grass, bark, and leaves, they ingest their mother's dung. This transfers the essential live symbiotic bacteria into the calf's stomach. Without this gut flora upgrade, the young elephant would be completely unable to digest cellulose, leading to starvation once they stop nursing.
4. The Blindness Protection Squad:
Newborn elephants enter the world with incredibly poor eyesight. They are virtually blind for the first few weeks of life, relying entirely on scent, sound, and physical touch to navigate their surroundings.
Because a blind, clumsy 200-pound baby is a prime target for predators, elephant herds practice a cooperative parenting strategy called allomothering.
Every single female in the herd, including aunts, grandmothers, and teenage sisters, acts as a secondary mother. If a calf stumbles or cries out in panic, the entire herd will instantly form a tight, impenetrable wall of solid bone and muscle around the baby, raising their trunks and roaring to deter any threats.
IN SUMMARY!
Baby elephants are born as 250-pound, highly intelligent blank slates. They spend their first year tripping over a complex 40,000-muscle trunk, sucking it like a pacifier for comfort, and relying on the collective protection of an entire sisterhood of adult guardians.
Hopefully you've learnt something new today?
Cheers 🥂 😅
The Medic Who Writes™🌚
Desert Dog retweeted
If X goes down next it’s been a pleasure meeting all of you, my fellow retards 👊😂
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The Allman Brothers Band 🎩🪄 One Way Out
Remembering bassist Berry Oakley on the tragic anniversary of his passing, November 11th, 1972.
Gone far too soon at just 24 years old.
His music and legacy live on. 🎸
#BerryOakley
Desert Dog retweeted
The Save America Act wasn't passed, because the GOP Senate is in on it
The end...
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Today my office issued a subpoena to the Democratic Socialists of America. We’re examining foreign contributions—including from Cuba and China—tied to their delegations and travel fund solicitations.
FL law requires transparency. We will hold those who break the law accountable.
Desert Dog retweeted
I love how @RepThomasMassie supporters are ignoring the fact that he took NIAC money.
That’s the National Iranian American Council that grades Congress on how easy they go on Tehran.
Not to mention he took cash from the Soros-funded Quincy Institute.
Amazing how you’ll look the other way at that.
Pete Hegseth is the best @SecWar we’ve ever had and I’m standing with him.
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Before shred had a name, there was Alvin Lee, “the fastest guitar in the West.”
Here he is in 1975 tearing through the blues standard “Good Morning Little Schoolgirl,” locked in with bassist Leo Lyons, who produced UFO’s first three Michael Schenker albums.
Desert Dog retweeted
Filthy BARBARIAN
Myriam was a 7-year-old French Jewish girl. She witnessed a terrorist break into her school and kill two of her classmates.
She tried to run but tripped while grabbing her schoolbag, causing her ballet slippers to fall out. She stopped to pick them up. He chased her and grabbed her by the hair, shooting her in the head at point-blank range.
The man was Mohamed Merah, and a rap song honoring him and other Muslim terrorists has become the unofficial anthem of the ‘student protests’ in France.
Desert Dog retweeted
Myriam was a 7-year-old French Jewish girl. She witnessed a terrorist break into her school and kill two of her classmates.
She tried to run but tripped while grabbing her schoolbag, causing her ballet slippers to fall out. She stopped to pick them up. He chased her and grabbed her by the hair, shooting her in the head at point-blank range.
The man was Mohamed Merah, and a rap song honoring him and other Muslim terrorists has become the unofficial anthem of the ‘student protests’ in France.
🚨 ALERTE - Des élèves ONT BLOQUÉ le lycée François Villon, à Beaugency (45), en écoutant MRH, un titre faisant référence à des TERRORISTES ISLAMISTES.
« À la Mohamed Merah, v-esqui' les caméras. Bataclan, je l'ai shooter à l'œil, chasse à l'homme, Salah Abdeslam »
« J’ai pas peur, j’ai pas peur de l’enfer, le pacte est intact, à part Allah qui peut m’arrêter. Bataclan, faisaient les morts, allongez-vous, je vais en shooter à l’œil ».























