fried

Hahahahaha

Want a line? teapaw.org/motherofincest/status/…

Hate when videos buffer man just makes me want to stab ma gran

But at what cost?

if ye say smile more quickly it sounds like yer sayin, it sounds like yer saying fucking smell yer maw

there wis a wasp on ma bus n this guy tried to kill it wae a newspaper n missed n hit the burd in front a him hahahahaha

shut up Sean Quinn ya mad wheelie bin

didny say it wis mine mate

the other 4 would probs be Columbia, Mexico n Brazil for the drugs n then Ireland so we could make them do funny shit when they get too mwi

20 years fae now the biggest celebrity will be North West, a fuckin direction, her show will be called "keeping up with the compass"

"Here we come" teapaw.org/irvinetimes/status/776…

ye never see any baby Ian's or baby Mary's, a think if yer called Ian or Mary ye automatically turn into a 40+ year old

wish Jesus woulda met a burd n married her n instead a saying "Jesus Christ" when ye get a fright people wid say "Jesus McMillan" or suttn

what if the world ended in 2012 but ye were just dreaming this full time? or even worse waking up on a Monday

intit weird how yer phones called a phone yet ye hardly ever use yer phone tae phone anyone

canny wait to eat ma haggis wae an irn bru reading some rabby burns n play the bagpipes when a get in, Scottish life eh, oh ah irn bru

buses need to have deodorant cans under the seats or something, am always sitting next to some stinkin cunt, need some B.O bashers

Scotlands the soundest country out there