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vamp | satire
Joined September 2021
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mf are you subscribed to sommer ray??
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Replying to @lottareds
U disgust me
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I GOT RECOGNIZED IN THE KANYE PIT😭
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Knicks fan who went viral after Game 1 of the NBA Finals breaks down the meaning behind his now-famous quote: “My mayor’s Muslim. My bagels are Jewish. My Dior is Christian”
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Kalshi raised $1B at a $22B valuation led by Coatue, with participation from Morgan Stanley, Sequoia, a16z, and others. In 2018, we were two kids who loved math, markets, and debate. And we had a dream: build the next generation financial market, where we capture a broader set of questions and harness the power of the masses to price them better than Wall Street. Kalshi was born to fulfill that dream. Today, most of these questions are traded indirectly, priced through imprecise proxies or negotiated bilaterally in opaque, restricted, relationship-driven markets. But thanks to our incredible community of users who make our markets work, Kalshi has the opportunity to change that by turning historically fragmented and untradeable risk into open, liquid, and standardized markets. We’ve seen this movie before. When interest rates, currencies, commodities, and crypto moved from dark to lit markets, volume did not just migrate: access expanded, new use cases emerged, and the opportunity grew by orders of magnitude. Today, Kalshi represents over 90% of US prediction market volume and the majority of activity globally, with annualized volume growing to $178B over the past 6 months. What started as retail is quickly becoming institutional — hedge funds, asset managers, prop firms, and insurers are beginning to trade, provide liquidity, and hedge real-world risk directly. The scope and scale of prediction markets are just beginning to take shape. We’re using this new capital to accelerate the institutional adoption underway — unlocking trillions in capital to facilitate active trading and risk management. Prediction markets are moving from early adoption to core financial infrastructure. This is just the beginning.
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ts frying me 😭
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Valentines cards from Gen Z be like
Replying to @YesJulz
You look how it feels like to listen to Playboi Carti’s music
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Timeless but the beat is Wesley's Theory
Playboi Carti could make TPAB but Kendrick Lamar could never make WLR
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FRIDAY
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Timeless but the beat is Billie Jean
Michael Jackson should’ve put a Playboi Carti feature on Billie Jean
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Replying to @lottareds
I refuse 😭
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I can’t imagine a life without Playboi Carti
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Just saw a girl vaping on the treadmill
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Replying to @lottareds
if u want me to hook up with ur ex u must be really down bad bro 💀
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AINT NO WAY CARTI JUST REMADE THIS TRAVIS SCOTT MOMENT WHEN HE WAS LATE 😭😭
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PLAYBOI CARTI VIA INSTAGRAM
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Bro I'm about to fucking explode, I'm pulling up outside in the track, we finna go tell the 5 about this 💯💔💔💔
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This is why we can’t have nice things
WHO TRYNNA LEAK CARTI’S WHOLE ALBUM
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