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Valerie Paschall

@lousyhumans

Mostly rants about soccer, musings about music & dates of comedy shows. Reiki Master Practitioner. GayDHD. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈

 Washington, DC
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Joined July 2009
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If you ever see me on here in a complete state of emotional meltdown and existential dread, check first to see if Arsenal is playing. If not, THEN yes, by all means check in, you thoughtful, wonderful people, you!
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@DailyAFCMay 31
🗣️ Declan Rice: “Next year, we are coming back for more. Lock in or get locked out.” 😤🏆 teapaw.org/sivvlp/status/20610968…
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Bayer 04 Leverkusen
@bayer04_enMay 19
We updated our sign… Congrats on winning the Premier League, @Arsenal!
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Aaron West
@oesteMay 19
got a couple bottles here
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Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league
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Chris Wheatley
@ChrisWheatleyJan 8
Arne Slot: "I don't know Gabriel Martinelli but he comes across as a nice guy. "The problem for him, and it's a problem in general in football, is that there is so much time-wasting in the final parts of games that sometimes you can be annoyed when you want to score a goal and you feel a player is pretending to be injured. "I'm 100 per cent sure if he knew what the injury might be, he wouldn't do that."
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Zito@_Zeets9 Dec 2025
The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.
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Thanks, robot.
astrology bot (@hourIyhoroscope) profile pictureastrology bot
@hourIyhoroscope9 Dec 2025
sagittarius, you will be okay. believe me.
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@oeste26 Nov 2025
arsenal is actually, without hyperbole the best team in europe right now. i cannot believe i am saying this.
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You do, actually. Love it when the bot gets it right.
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@hourIyhoroscope1 Nov 2025
leo, you mean the world to sagittarius.
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astrology bot
@hourIyhoroscope1 Oct 2025
you weren't put on this earth to put other people above yourself, sagittarius.
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I needed this so much I made my own version.
Maria (@mariaballsano) profile pictureMaria@mariaballsano29 Sep 2025
yeah we're gonna need a new version of this again
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astrology bot
@hourIyhoroscope17 Sep 2025
that breakup saved you, sagittarius.
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astrology bot
@hourIyhoroscope11 Sep 2025
not all jokes are appropriate, sagittarius.
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Hey @grok — who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.
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Trump’s Parade 🤝 Club World Cup                  So Many Empty Seats
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liv@liv7669948968361 Jun 2025
happy pride month everyone heres katie mccabe in a gay aviva
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It might as well be a South Carolina home game here in Birmingham.
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Okay. That was stressful. But Maryland didn’t make their free throws early in the game and South Carolina took care of business at the end of the game.
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Oh for fuck’s sake, just end the game. 🙄
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