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In celebration of Colin's birthday here are pics of him every year and events β¬οΈ
β Colin Andrew Firth was born September 10th 1960 in Grayshott, Hampshire but moved and spent his first few years in Nigeria
β He moved back to Hampshire around 1964 (when first pic was taken)
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Why the fuck are BBC news describing the child David Walliams was grooming as "a woman of 15"?
Fucking sickening.
That time of year again where everyone over the age of 40 says they only know 3 people.
These Celebs best be ready to face fish guts galore and anything else Ant & Dec might throw at them π«£
They're heading into the Jungle on Monday 16th November at 9pm π΄ #ImACeleb
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when I was little I was a big fan of David Walliams books, but looking back now they were literally all just "this fat ugly old guy fucking stinks like straight farts shit poop toilets and piss" like ππ
Why did no one call it βgroomingβ when a thirty year old Cheryl Cole rutted a teenage Liam Payne?
I love Aisling Bea and this clip has made me love her 10x more
Aisling Bea knew Jonathan Ross started the whole thing just so he could ask Aisling what she would show on Only Fans, he tried to make it look like she was asked so not to be left out, but women know it was never that and she ran with it
Ross has always been perfectly happy with making female guests uncomfortable. Good for Aisling turning the tables on him
Funnier than the rest of them put together
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Aisling Bea knew Jonathan Ross started the whole thing just so he could ask Aisling what she would show on Only Fans, he tried to make it look like she was asked so not to be left out, but women know it was never that and she ran with it
Ross has always been perfectly happy with making female guests uncomfortable. Good for Aisling turning the tables on him
Funnier than the rest of them put together
Thank god i'm not in school anymore..
Phones to be banned from pupils' bags or pockets under stricter rules for schools in England bbc.in/3VltHRP
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- "no, you cant log your period, fuck you"
- "no, you cant contact your parent, fuck you"
- "no, you cant track your bus home, fuck you"
- "no, you cant take photographic evidence of your coursework, fuck you"
Phones to be banned from pupils' bags or pockets under stricter rules for schools in England bbc.in/3VltHRP
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Replying to @TheMooseOfTruth
And Jimmy Carr... how many tv shows of the same rehashed garbage does that motherfucker need
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iβm going to be completely honestβ¦.is this something we need?
Prepare to meet The Other Elliot Sister!
A new drama, telling the story of Elizabeth Elliot, the overlooked eldest daughter from Jane Austen's Persuasion, is coming to the BBC.
Learn more β‘οΈ bit.ly/3Uo5o5v
the american version feels like it was made to be watched vertically on yt shorts. the uk version is a beautiful organically grown family of the most loveable autistic people ever



































