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My younger brother got paid ₦650,000 on the 27th of last month. His first real salary.
Yesterday morning, his wife of six months posted a new wig, a new iPhone, and a cake that said “soft life loading.”
By evening, he called me and said, “I don’t know who is funding my wife’s lifestyle, because obviously it is not me and my ₦650,000.”
He asked me if he could ask her or check her phone.
I told him to just ask her, and also check her phone and bank app before he sleeps in that house again.
A man who is afraid to check his own wife’s phone is not married; he’s living with a stranger.
I told someone this yesterday when I saw one of my contacts post his outfit on WhatsApp two days ago. I’ll die on the hill that many of them are gay. Make it make sense to me that a grown man is wearing women’s clothing all in the name of fashion and is proud of it. Tufiakwa!!
There’s a serious attack on masculinity in Nigeria! 😭
I just saw a compilation of male outfits from a fashion show & Omo, it’s becoming alarming o!😩
Men in dresses, wigs, clutches….??😭
Expressive fashion they say!! But why does everything have to look feminine???
Men don’t have their own fashion ni?? 😭
At this point, na to dey pray: May our boys be boys & our girls be girls. 😭
Even in their old age, they always stutter and say lots of nonsense. She couldn’t even answer a simple question. Queen mother of stupidity.
Mine has yet to arrive, but I’ve lost about 100 followers so far. I hope those who unfollowed me won’t follow me back once it arrives.
I made a conscious decision to lose weight in July last year. Ever since then, I have lost a significant amount of weight, so much so that many people became concerned. Some even asked if I was sick. It's not funny, but a lot of people take being fat as healthy.
So, my husband and I worked remotely at some point
We noticed we were both adding weight and the face fat? my God 😢😢
We started intermittent fasting, 18 hours
After 6pm, no food till 12 or 1pm the next day
It worked like magic
We lost a lot of weight and the face fat was gone 😊
On my husband's birthday, I posted his picture (current size)
Family members saw it, I believe they got worried
My MIL interpreted it wrongly
She called her son and asked if he was okay, the phone was on speaker and she said, is your wife treating you badly? Are you uncomfortable?
She didn't give him space to answer
"If she's mean, let me know, so that we'll do the needful" (you know what I mean)
I felt bad
Then she said, infact let me call her....
Ah, I blocked her immediately 😂
My mental health didn't need that
I also wondered why she'd think that far but then I said that's what every mother will do, except the person doesn't care
When she found out about our routine, she apologized to me and her son
I unblocked her 😂😂
The blocking was out of impulse
She's a sweet woman
My neighbor’s husband bought a new car for his side chick and parked it in front of our compound so everyone would see it. His wife found out yesterday evening. She didn’t react. She stood there looking at the car for a long time, then went inside and started packing her things.
They want her to stay and “manage” because the man is still providing for the children.She told me she has managed enough. She doesn’t want his provision, his money, or the man anymore. She just wants peace of mind.
What is just that thing you would do ?, reverse doggy? Cowgirl? What exactly are the extraordinary things you would do? Y’all think sex is all that ? Excluding reproduction, the pleasure there is just temporary. Sex ain’t all that!!!
This is not true, sir, unless you didn’t buy high-watt panels or the quantity isn’t enough to charge the battery in 2-4 hours.
Everybody: Daddy Dabz, Install Solar! Install Solar!! Install Solar!!!
Oya I don install am…..Tell me why I have been buying fuel for the past 2weeks to still charge the battery of the Solar abeg 😩😩😩
The sun is never enough! You still need some level of stable Electricity to still run the solar 😩😩😩
You people really think you won't need Electricity to charge the battery at all ?
Wo! I am tayad of the Dungeon called Nigeria seh!
The problem is not the battery or the setup, but the way your guy consume electricity. Solar is backup power, not the main source. If you know how to manage electrical loads, your solar setup will last to its maximum.
You can't use feminism to cover up your incompetence. In a world where women have more opportunities than men, women have the highest number of graduates yet still fight for their rights. What rights exactly? Maybe the right to neglect their incompetence.
Fighting for rights you already had years ago. This is madness.
They are obviously using the word wrongly.
This are not feminist.
They are witches.
True feminist as they call themselves, -Fights for Right to own a good Job/careers.
-Right to be treated fairly in the society.
-Right to be heard in the society with respect.
-Right to work and earn well.
-Right to live freely without violence
-Fights for women and children to be free from sexual abuse
But this modern feminist has made it a gender war.
After these new ILR rules in the UK, a friend of mine called me last night and said,
“I don’t think it’s worth staying in the UK after my master’s degree. It’s better to move back to Nigeria than spend ten years of my life here. It’s not worth it.”
I told him, Uk>>Nigeria.
Sir Gabriel retweeted
The problem is not feminism, the problem is how people practice it. For this context, it's very much understandable if any man doesn't want to give up his seat.
Without taking away from the fact that women deserve to be pampered, we should first dismantle feminism. Do you agree with me ?
In my honest opinion, the way he charged for the ball was unnecessary, considering the ball was still at the center of the field and one of his teammates was closely behind the opponent.
Looking at Jesus, he was unaware the goalkeeper was charging out as he looked up to control the ball. If he had chested or trapped the ball, he wouldn’t have gone far before the opponent closed him down.