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The man with 2 degrees

Joined August 2012
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@ghall27 your right Gareth. None better! All Hail Snr our hero 👍🍻
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Twitter get around this cause let's kill the beast #alf360 #FreezeMND – at Perth, Western Australia
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My heart like many is broken tonight but my thoughts also to NSW Sean Abbott. Stay strong & continue to bowl fast mate. No fault / No blame.
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GAME DAY This is it... Bring on Subi! PATERSONS STADIUM 2.15 #GOROYALS
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Not many times u feel genuinely emotional at a player retiring. Luke Ball is an exception. Farewell Champ #AFLPiesHawks @Robbo_heraldsun
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Replying to @ghall27
@ghall27 The Mildura King didn't let the big boys coming to town slow him down #Cramp #Champ
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I've got a big stick in my bedroom so I can turn any plugs/lights on and off without getting out of my bed. #IShallNotBeMovedLAD
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Saw someone so drunk that they walked up to a truck, stroked the bonnet and whispered: "I know your secret, Optimus Prime" #TranformerLAD
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According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date. #AFactWorthRememberingLADs
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No matter how tired, I always make the effort for a pre-sleep wank. #LovesATugLAD
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Putting the breakfast dishes in the sink when my little LAD says to me, "daddy are you allowed to be using mummy's sink?" #LearningYoungLAD
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BestLAD just got engaged, gutted for him! But this means celebrating the end of his life as a LAD with a messy stag week. #StagLAD
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Looking up the girls you used to go to school with and adding the ones that turned out well. #RealPurposeOfFacebookLAD
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Just shaved my lad area, when asked by the girlfriend why I did it, I replied 'so it doesn't tickle your nose' #considerateLAD
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Bangtoberfest has officially been created. Thank you Barney Stinson. LADgend...wait for it...DARY. #Bangtoberfest
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I clean my penis for about as long as the rest of my body put together. #CleanWillyLAD
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I unplug my USB stick without 'Safely Removing Hardware'. #LAD
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When i'm round my girlfriends house, all i can think about is different ways of shagging her mum. #UnrealisticLAD
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