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Lauren Klein

@ltklein

whose bed have your boots been under?

 Portland, OR
Joined February 2012
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Ben Affleck is every introvert everywhere. You can see his batteries draining in real time. Man is already at 23% 🪫 #GRAMMYs #SaveBen
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50k for a verse no album out
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need everyone to know that MUNA transformed into Pink Slip (from Freaky Friday) at tonight’s show
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Alison Burke
@TiredActor21 Oct 2022
*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”
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Mody@modytalkmovies1 Aug 2022
This should be put in a museum idk
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Just a little something to take the edge off
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we're so small im gonna throw up
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If I was president I would put Netflix, Hulu, Prime, HBO, and every other streaming service in a room together and make them collectively decide how loud each volume number is
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Writing music for LGBT ensemble (lute, gong, bass clarinet, and theremin)
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river 🤠@rivbutcher28 Apr 2022
I don’t label my sexuality babe, other people just criminalize it
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alto clef AND bisexual? pick a struggle
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One thing about 3pm is she is the end of the day
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You like jazz?
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It’s my new favorite song.
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Normalize replying to emails with “what.”
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I'm speechless. First good news about this whole coronavirus
Sanho Tree (@SanhoTree) profile pictureSanho Tree@SanhoTree11 Jan 2022
Cannabinoids Block Cellular Entry of SARS-CoV-2 and the Emerging Variants pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3500… Raise your hand if you had “weed to the rescue” on your 2022 pandemic bingo card.😏
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Lou Paoletti@itsloubear8 Jan 2022
“you’re vaxxed and boosted you’ll be fine if you get it” i 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 want 👏🏼 it 👏🏼
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