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The advantage of not being sentimental is that within an hour you can sell jewelry from an ex, deposit a 💰 check from the earnings, and celebrate with a slice of Southern Buttermilk w/Stewed Blueberries from Edith’s Pies. #Oakland 💎💰🍰💃🏽🥧🤩

Bad robot! Bad!

Brb - modeling at New York Fashion Week. enlighted.com/blog/led-fashi…

I swear I can feel the accumulation at the end of the day. xkcd.com/2882

So, which is it?

🇫🇷 leading the way! 👗👔👞 reasonstobecheerful.world/fr…

Wordle 822 2/6 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sometimes I impress myself.

h/t to @ElizabethBastos and other "Gen-X women in menopause" who know their shit. mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-o…

Morning mood. 🎧 Hot Wheels by Kaskade on @PandoraMusic pandora.app.link/AmqomLORmCb

Cabbie outside DC Union Station. 🐦🥰

The beat and flow of his song is 🔥 but Can I Get A version that honors kind relationships? 😂🎶🙏🏽 #jayz #amil #jarule shazam.com/track/350587/can-…

I use ⁦⁦@teuxdeux⁩ every day and love these great update emails BUT there’s so much great stuff in there that it just adds to my to-do’s… 🤩😩 mailchi.mp/teuxdeux.com/2023…

Like a few of my exes… “Silicon Valley would rather blow itself up than go to therapy.” businessinsider.com/silicon-…

TIL that Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs is a ripoff from Blackfoot Nation beliefs lincolnmichel.wordpress.com/… by @karenmichel

Not gonna lie - this made me LOL. mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-… “compressing the breasts downward to the point that you can see your pulse in your areolas.”

Anyone need a Reason to be Cheerful? Check out this and other good-news stories at @RTB_Cheerful. reasonstobecheerful.world/re…

Wordle 575 2/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bam! Great omen. 😁

Wordle 548 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got it on my first try but somehow still feel like the NYT is gas-lighting me.

Him: “She’s too tall for me.” Me: What’s too tall? Him: “Too tall for me is whenever a woman is pretty enough she won't give me the time of day.” 😂

These captchas are getting hella creative...