help I'm an idiot with internet access

help im stuck in the computer
Joined December 2012
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boring my girl out of her mind with finance talk on a sunday afternoon
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made tomato egg fried rice for breakfast nihao fine shyt
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trying to plan some sort of trip while im down in virginia for thanksgiving cant do skyline drive blue ridge parkway?
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maryland drivers are a fuckin trip dawg get me out of here
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im thinkin vermont
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the chatbot into indian tech support combo is diabolical HP I fucking hate you guys an engineer just wants one of you to look at his loud laptop (I cleaned it for him and everything)
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dawg just send someone out here they have the money holy fuck
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in a meeting about a space network sure okay but im going to eat my chicken salad sandwich while you guys talk
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I put thai chili oil in the chicken salad and it slaps
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talking to state farm while doing work while getting notifications for appointments I have on saturday adult life
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10 hour day ah, salaried life
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"my laptop is loud when under load or updating" yes that's what laptops do when under load or updating why did you submit this ticket
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well at least I got a free hat; that's pretty cool I guess
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>comes into office >logs on >immediate teams call dawg wtf i just got here give me a second
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wow who wouldve thought that the people buying 90k cars cant afford them 🫪🫪🫪
BREAKING: America’s $1.7 trillion auto loan market is headed for a crash, per Reuters. Auto loans are now one of the biggest sources of household debt, bigger than credit cards. And the strain is showing: 1 in 5 Americans is behind on at least one loan, the highest since 2010, and the average car on the road is now nearly 13 years old, a record.
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84 month loan on 18% apr thats super cool dude
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ive been doing annoying man talk about this at my gf for the past month
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im at a lil diner where they buy local ingredients and its very cute
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it's 38 fucking degrees outside
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im exhausted friday night to sunday night was wedding stuff no work for me today
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