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Joined August 2012
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theo is also a chicago bears fan now! 🐻⬇️
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i would like to thank the chicago bears fans for accepting me and teaching me abt football this week
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bears fans do not let me down please
chicago bears twitter please come forward, i’m in a “ball academy” groupchat where i am learning about elite ball knowledge and this weeks lesson is twitter
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i’m actually expanding this to all nfl, i need to pass my class this week
chicago bears twitter please come forward, i’m in a “ball academy” groupchat where i am learning about elite ball knowledge and this weeks lesson is twitter
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chicago bears twitter please come forward, i’m in a “ball academy” groupchat where i am learning about elite ball knowledge and this weeks lesson is twitter
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ya girl has officially entered the last year of her 20s (does this mean i am old now)
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being good at my job has enabled me to become more unhinged with every day that passes my boss btw
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i’d love to beat a dead horse with taylor swift
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my events manager remembered my tree nut allergy without me saying anything and ik that’s like not that deep but it made my whole morning, everyone always forgets 😭
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drove all the way home just to forget my house keys at joeys happy monday!
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lex retweeted
there are real human beings that live among us who wake up and their first thought is about league of legends
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being a detroit lions fan is good because it can make you numb to disappointment and eventually condition you to not get hopes up in the first place. and then you can apply that to everything in life
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pls don’t ever ask me about decorating advice, the only framed photo i have in my place is of me and terry crews and it’s gonna stay that way forever probably
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u guys think the IT director is going to give me access even tho i didn’t put in a ticket like i’m supposed to and instead did this
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!
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lex retweeted
Nothing can prepare you for being 30 at Lolla
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what is the best lorde song and why is it perfect places
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sometimes i forget this is also my irl twt so just know i rly am this annoying fr
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miss yall! i had extensive dental surgery done 6 days ago and have fallen into the palworld rabbit hole. 70 hours. i still somehow have a 4.0 taking accelerated summer classes. midterms this week. i also have somehow still continued to work full time. taking bets for over/under how many days until i crash! lmk!
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yes bc i have paid $3000+ in the last month and will pay another $3k in 6 months bc my dental insurance decided an infection that ate away my jaw bone is not worth covering from a root canal i had 2 years ago! so now i have to get surgery tomorrow w/a bone graft! out of pocket!
So basically dental insurance is pretty useless if you have anything but a cleaning lol
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