Customer called to buy a custom K5 Blazer thinking it was $29,000, then LOST IT when the dealer revealed the real $299,000 price and said they must be “on the moon” 😭💀 “I don’t care if Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson built it. It doesn’t make it a $300,000 truck.”

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HB · Nov 5, 2026 · 4:44 PM UTC

HB@lyfeofhb6h

😂😂 pro athletes aint nothing but big kids with a lot of money!!!! 😭 the 6ers honestly fun to watch

Mark Jackson’s Burner

@casualtakeking9h

LeBron: “Why the fu*k are you so close to my locker?” Embiid: “I'm sorry, Mister 16,000 field goals.” 🤣

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HB · Nov 5, 2026 · 2:04 PM UTC

HB@lyfeofhb9h

Had a good gym session this morning, personally not seeing the results yet but can definitely tell im getting stronger

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HB · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:47 PM UTC

HB@lyfeofhb9h

All these notifications is definitely @xoxosymoneb fault 😒😭 got my page in complete shambles

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HB · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:34 PM UTC

HB@lyfeofhb9h

😭 these replies are INSANE

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HB · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:33 PM UTC

HB@lyfeofhb9h

😭 bro I’m American

2️⃣4️⃣8️⃣@248_reup9h

Things you cannot tweet as a Nigerian

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HB · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:33 PM UTC

HB@lyfeofhb9h

I want that Ram 1500 so bad 🥺! Give me two months im going have it

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FINE AUNTIE💅🏾🩷🌸🎀🫧 · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:26 PM UTC

HB retweeted

FINE AUNTIE💅🏾🩷🌸🎀🫧

@ohthatskween__9h

Congratulations 🎉 🚒👩🏽‍🚒🧯I wish you nothing but safety and success let’s goooooooo🥰

HB@lyfeofhbNov 4

😭🙌🏾 just got the email I been waiting for!!! I FUCKING DID IT 😭! Im a fucking firefighter

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Jo 🌻 🐾 🇺🇸 🦬🫶 · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:30 PM UTC

HB retweeted

Jo 🌻 🐾 🇺🇸 🦬🫶@JoBillsFan9h

Replying to @lyfeofhb

Not just a firefighter, a hero. Congratulations!

HB · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:31 PM UTC

HB@lyfeofhb9h

Congratulations to your wife 💪🏾 rarely see women in this career so I salute her for that she will be an amazing FF 🙌🏾

ズ乇乇ズ丂@demonspit9999h

Replying to @lyfeofhb

congratulations friend!! 🥳 my wife also just got the news!! just remember to come back home to your loved ones and take care of yourself!! 🫶🏻

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ズ乇乇ズ丂 · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:28 PM UTC

HB retweeted

ズ乇乇ズ丂@demonspit9999h

Replying to @lyfeofhb

congratulations friend!! 🥳 my wife also just got the news!! just remember to come back home to your loved ones and take care of yourself!! 🫶🏻

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HB · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:29 PM UTC

HB@lyfeofhb9h

Aye I appreciate this 🫶🏾 thats love definitely! Working beside great men & women 💪🏾

A✮ℤ

@tea_spiracy9h

Replying to @lyfeofhb

I'm taking a moment to share in your happiness & say congratulations! I like when people get good news! Maybe that's why you appeared in my timeline. I wish you an amazing career full of safely helping others while working next to amazing men who have your back as you have theirs. Stay safe & prosper, HB. Best of luck on your journey out of the frying pan and into the fire. 😉

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