lyrics you’d never believe are real. but they all are

New York, USA
Joined December 2020
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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The comments are saying because I posted macklemore I am a Zionist lmao the internet has fried your brain buddy I’m a meme page that posts funny lyrics
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This genius anno made me laugh lol
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People asking me why I don’t post every day not knowing that I have IBS #ibswarrior
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what’s the greatest opening line to a song?
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The normies are mad that Jay stayed on topic on the song titled “monster”
Jay Z listing all those monsters and then saying “QUESTION: what do these things all have in common?” is so funny to me
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I love when independent rappers drop realistic flexes because they’re not rich yet “She love my pheromones / i spent $100 on cologne” Yeah bro, that’s just what regular stuff costs now
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Call me elitist but whenever i meet someone and they r like "oh i love mystikal too!!" And their favorite song is Bouncin Back im just like. Ok
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