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"DAAAAD TODAY IN SOCIAL STUDIES MISS JONES ASKED IF ANYONE KNEW WHAT TAXES WERE AND I SAID THEFT LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY BUT SHE GAVE ME DETENTION"
my boyfriend and i work for nvidia, there are certain things I'm not allowed to devulge on here but what i can say is you're going to want to restructure your portfolio before November 17th. here are 3 stocks you'll want to keep an eye on 👇
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beef stock: it delivers collagen, amino acids, and minerals (including iron and calcium) that can support skin/gut health, joints, bones, and mild anti-inflammatory effects
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I've been using X for 13 years and only just discovered that if you long press on someone's pfp you get an automated DM from them calling you a cootie patootie so that's why you got that message haha it wasn't actually me you must have accidentally triggered the message haha
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The Prime Minister of Haiti, Alix Didier Fils-Aimé, and the President of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele, must ensure that all operations conducted by Salvadoran forces in Haiti comply with international human rights law.
bit.ly/3UOTZLU
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The Prime Minister of Haiti, Alix Didier Fils-Aimé, and the President of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele, must ensure that all operations conducted by Salvadoran forces in Haiti comply with international human rights law.
bit.ly/3UOTZLU
was lying in bed last night with my laptop trading stocks and trying to explain the PEG ratio to my girlfriend overlooking my shoulder but she showed virtually no interest in my hobby and simply resumed thrusting...
feeling sore from this, any relationship experts with advice?
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Every time a male zoomer closes his eyes, he get a consciously-unregistered 0.00001 second flash of his fated wife who was aborted along with 1/3 of their generation, which is why they’ve all gone fucking insane
there is no lethal dose of alcohol because a lethal dose is different for everyone, I'm so intelligent ☝️🤓
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call her another woman's name on your 7th date to see if she's offended or not. if she's offended, then you know she's probably just an abrasive bitch you need to avoid. if not, that's the woman you marry, someone whipped enough to overlook your many asshole tendencies
I’m a big believer in rug pulling in dating.
You’ve been seeing a girl for 3 weeks? Things are going insanely well. You’re giving her attention, showing interest, making plans… but you just aren’t sure
Your move should be to go cold for a few days. (3 days will be all you need to know)
You get your answers VERY quickly.
If she’s genuinely interested, she’ll notice the change and start reaching out more
If you barely hear from her, you also have your answer.
Sometimes 3 days of pulling back tells you more than 3 weeks of dating.
Am I wrong?
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Вlасk Rіflе Соffее “соnѕеrvаtіvеѕ” аrе wоrѕе thаn lеftіѕtѕ‚ thеу’rе trаіtоrѕ․ Тhеѕе mеn wіll сlаіm tо ѕuрроrt аll thе “bаѕеd” thіngѕ аnd bе аgаіnѕt wоkеnеѕ‚ thеn аt еvеrу ѕіnglе сhаnсе hе gеtѕ wіll dеfеnd lеftіѕm wіth hіѕ lіfе․ Тhіѕ іѕ thе tуре оf guу whо mаdе vіdеоѕ сrуіng аbоut hоw hе’d hunt dоwn аnd ѕtrаnglе thе Соrnеll 7 hіmѕеlf іf hе соuld bесаuѕе hе’ѕ ѕuсh а hесkіng tоugh guу whо frеаkіng rеѕресtѕ wоmеn bесаuѕе hіѕ tоtаllу nоt whоrе dаughtеr іѕ іn соllеgе․
"I was a big part of the blue wave.."
That's Lee Haight, president of RRCA (Roofing & Reconstruction Contractors of America) in Naples, Florida, defending his illegal immigrant crew from ICE and saying they're "necessary," not a burden on society.
In the same video he complains the insurance company steered jobs to his competitors, then brags about an $85,000 stone-coated steel roof on the water and a claim he says could top $150,000.
Cheap labor works out GREAT for the guy at the top. LMAO
taking a picture in front of an abandoned tarmacked lot with a pathetic look on your face as if you're protecting a delicate wildlife habitat is hilarious
JUST IN: Maryland activist helps block a $5B AI data center planned for the site of an abandoned shopping mall that closed 24 years ago, after gathering over 25,000 signatures.
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