Who decided that "plaid" should be pronounced like that?

I know this is petty, but when I get bad customer service from a company, I will periodically search for specific products that they offer so they end up wasting a lot of money on me for paid advertising.

I wonder if laws against abortion in the case of rape or incest are written by guys who know that it's their only realistic chance to have children.

Fireflies > Fireworks

I'm conflicted by the term 'unhoused'. I understand wanting to distinguish it from 'homeless', but aren't apartment dwellers 'unhoused'? Can't we find a third option that's politically AND linguistically correct?

Sky looks like Stranger Things

There needs to be a special place in hell for people who signal a left turn after the light turns green.

At dinner tonight, I saw an old guy in overalls sitting at the bar. When he got his tab, he pulled out 12+ credit cards and simply lined them up on the bar. The bartender ran 4 of them before she found one that worked. The big tab he was paying was a diet Coke and a 50¢ tip.

Discover is the official credit card of the NHL. That computes.

Every time I see hockey on TV, I can't help thinking that I hope the referees are paid well.

If I didn't speak English as a first language, I'd be really puzzled by the term 'footage'.

Two horses, a donkey and a sheep. There's gotta be a joke in here somewhere...

My wife likes to turn on the television for the dog before we leave so that she doesn't get anxious. I always put it on Univision--she might as well learn Spanish while she's at it.

Eclipse: the moon casts a shadow of the sun. Night: the earth casts a shadow of the sun.

I'm a little disappointed that all the "True Believers" are still here.

Glad the sun decided to come back.

At least the Royals are winning ON the field at the moment. Maybe we should vote every day.

When you order food or a drink, it's not "I'll have..." or "I'll do...". It's "May I have..." or "May I PLEASE have...". There are no exceptions. Show decency and gratitude.

They are surprisingly few science fiction movies or TV shows that AREN'T about Earth.