@m___net

She/it, 31, gay for @radia__l, ghostwriter for @casserole_txt. You'll like me.

 Perth, Western Australia
Joined June 2011
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I love the emoji that pops up when you type heh. Thats exactly what I was looking for, heh 😏
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You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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I don’t like wedding vows where they talk about the improbability of all this and the number of random things that had to happen for them to meet each other. The probability was 1. They met each other
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I have no sense of decency. That way my other senses are enhanced
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when are they making the hrt that gives you wires already
wolfy🦋@wolfysomiOct 24
somi why is your back so fucking crazy
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klenn@dojikkoeOct 24
im on my fuckin way
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I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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#PullYourPantsDownAndLetMeSniffYourSweatyBushSaturday
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she said do you love me i tell her yeah more than anything actually
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chungus@big__chungOct 23
New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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hal@commeowdoreOct 22
i almost died in a horrific microsoft authenticator accident
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babe can we co-op goon tonight
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Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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honey i doxxed the kids
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sera@euchreismOct 21
phrases to make you more elegant and feminine
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[dating a girl after my wife dies]: getting a lot of “dead wife” vibes from this chick
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Like sure
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Pontiac Trans Am that gets uncomfortable when it sees a Toyota Chaser
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(is this?) AUSTRALIA'S CHEAPEST CHEMIST
levi 🎃🇵🇸@gnostic_bfOct 19
Sore throat ☹️
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