@macbdazzler

Co-host of the @PunchMountain podcast. Stand-up albums on Spotify, ITunes, etc. Supposedly the mean member of @MasterPancake but I don't see it.

 Stone Cold South Austin, TX
linktr.ee/macblake
Joined August 2009
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happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate
Willie McNabb 馃悧
@WillieMcNabb4 Aug 2019
Replying to @jasonisbell
Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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If you need some nerdy listening in your life, my action movie podcast @PunchMountain is on a real fun streak right now. Co-hosted by the one they call David Jara. linktr.ee/punchmountain
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A cast iron skillet has more rules than a mogwai.
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Q-venant, revealing the Q egg. The egg would hatch and Q himself would emerge, covered in glimmering Q slime. Q and Trump's bodies would merge into one giant bio-mech, aka Q-tron. The beautiful Trump children would then transform into Lions and then transform again into limbs
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that would join with Q-tron. Then, I was fully expecting Q-tron to punch the Capitol dome, cracking it open to reveal the powerful Q sword buried underneath, Q-scalibur. Q-tron would raise Q-scalibur, summoning a Q-beam from the heavens that would envelop everyone there
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Shout out to all the small town mayors who are now having to MAKE DECISIONS. I know you thought your job was just going to be cutting the ribbon every time a new Sonic opens or giving out awards like "City's Best Horse", but hang in there.
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Went on a scavenging run into the Westlake Contaminated Zone. There I saw it, H-E-Buddy鈥檚 corpse. His paper bag body hollow, picked clean of meat and groceries. No time to bury him. No time for tears.
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Heard rumors of a pallet of untainted wet wipes at the Target, deep in the fevermalls. Turned out to be a mutate trap. Barely made it out alive. Had to use the last of the hand-sanitizer.
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Comedians: I know roasting is in right now, but when an uncontacted rain forest tribe shows up, leave them alone. They don't need to be told they look like [celebrity] had sex with [object], ok? Don't make fun of their hair & say their barber is the one who should be uncontacted.
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My infant son Shamu is 8 weeks old and I am just now finding out that apparently his name is also the name of a popular whale that kills people? No one thought to tell me???
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I'm so sick and tired of the way my friends react when they find out I'm an undercover narcotics officer and they're under arrest.
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Very excited to announce I'll be on the next season of Comedians in Cars in the Garage with the Door Closed and the Engine Running I'm Sorry for Everything Sharon
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I'm at that age where my friends are having kids and they're showing me pictures, but they're of baby raptors and I'm like you bred raptors?
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