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Gods Bathroom Floor
Joined January 2012
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I cannot stop coughing today I just know I’m pissing all my coworkers awffff
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“What did you do this weekend?” I clenched my jaw Thanks for asking
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bazen birine ismini sorduktan sonra isminin ne olduğunu dinlemeyi unutuyorum
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unfortunately for my digestive system, i LOVE lying down after i eat
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I do NOT feel like eating this bunk ass salad rn
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This salad is pretty good actually lol
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Hosting a Friendsgiving this year and i hate that i know that my young hoe friends are going to bring so much liquor and Mac & cheese
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Randomly kissing my kids and telling them “I love you” will forever be normal in my home.
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eu quando ouço as palavras “traiu”, “terminou”, tá grávida”, “foi preso”
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it's so funny how the biggest cats in the world still have the same little cat habits as the ones sleeping on our couches.
I love how all cats behave similar no matter the size
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Was at brunch just loud and ugly af w my friends, this is what lifes about
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Why do I feel like everyone’s breath stinks now lmaooo
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does anyone else feel like theyre constantly in trouble for something they did
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i genuinely can’t believe my eyes
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I have been super mega fatigued recently that I just spend my days sleeping. 😴
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When bitches start selling plates they fav line is y’all been asking
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God is so good.
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I’m so obsessed with my son I just love him so much!!!! 😭😭💕💕
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