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Cali (HEALED)

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Cali | She/Her I talk about ULTRAKILL. Art is rare ⚠️ RT and junk heavy | Sorry for the block

Joined December 2025
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whopper 🍔@k1llerdishNov 8
i just really wanted to draw jeremias #frickbears
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ren@hanniphobicNov 7
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Gale Na@poisonjr29 May 2023
phone slipped as i was playing and i accidentally spent enchantment points to rename a single oak log "Oak Lod"
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Gale Na@poisonjr26 Apr 2024
CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People friendlyhelper88: based popetes
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furry fucker@realblevinatorNov 6
I think about Oak Lod every now and then.
Gale Na (@poisonjr) profile pictureGale Na@poisonjr29 May 2023
phone slipped as i was playing and i accidentally spent enchantment points to rename a single oak log "Oak Lod"
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snails 🐌@wormiesnailsNov 7
that site where you can review wikipedia articles is so entertaining to me
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⟢ ⟣@vamptactNov 6
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Paws At You
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⚡️Tour🔧@KILLER_OUTLETNov 4
Omc yams or do 87/20
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⚡️Tour🔧 (@KILLER_OUTLET) profile picture⚡️Tour🔧@KILLER_OUTLETNov 4
do it jiggle
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SUGARFLOW@sugarfl0wNov 6
OH MY GOODNESS AWWWAWWWW . AWW…. AWWW….
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how it feels being a girl who is bad at video games
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Pittsburgh Scanner@pgh_scannerNov 5
Shadyside. South Highland Ave. Caller sees a deer. That's the entire call.
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apollo🪻🍀@apollo_apollyNov 5
adhd really is the Fuck You Bum Disorder cause i have one million tasks due tomorrow and im here playing fucking Google Snake 😭😭😭 free me
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poodle of #powerstwt@poodlehattNov 5
If you think people headcanon v1 and Gabriel as women for brownie points you might just be misogynistic Gabe isn't even a man lmao
phoenix ☄ (@kool_komix) profile picturephoenix ☄@kool_komixNov 5
Replying to @blood_png
to me it just doesn’t seem genuine. yeah buddy good job. here’s brownie points for giving a machine and the splitting image of a man feminine pronouns. ‘cuz, idk, it’s epic woke sauce
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Replying to @blood_png
i get wym but i dont think it matters its mainly ppl projecting or finding fun/comfort in seeing the two in a more feminine light rather than doing it for the purpose of being a contrarian
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Hi lesbian and sapphic ultrakill fans I love u my good friends👋👋👋👋👋 hey guys 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋
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urban outfitters: hi me: Hi urban outfitters: do you want to buy a tiny floral embroidered cushion that says "me when i'm in my fucking slay girl era" :) me: no urban outfitters urban outfitters: :( sad sad urban outfitters
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Ok yeah posting this here… I have come to the conclusion that He’ll itself would be FerryV2’s no.1 hater… Hell watching it’s favorite husk fall in love with its least favorite machine.
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