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Thomas Benner retweeted
Reporters rushed out of the room because Trump shit his pants. lol
Lady in green tasted it.
🤢
Thomas Benner retweeted
Trump’s closing message to voters in PA is to talk about Arnold Palmer’s d!ck:
“When he took showers with the other pros they came out of there, they said, ‘Oh my God. That's unbelievable.’
I had to say it. We have women who are highly sophisticated here”
Thomas Benner retweeted
Trump: The wind is ruining everything, killing all your birds, destroying the fields, all these gorgeous fields, you got windmills all over the place and you have birds. You want to see a bird cemetery, just go under a windmill. The bald eagle. These windmills knock them out like nothing
Thomas Benner retweeted
Penguins chasing a butterfly.. 😊 xitter.cf/buitengebieden/status/…
Thomas Benner retweeted
Time to update! The new #Photoshop 19.1 has selection improvements, advanced support for Windows high-density monitors and more: adobe.ly/2E45uUc
Thomas Benner retweeted
The future of work and jobs: short overview of key issues, illustrations, stats and videos #futuristgerd #workupation gerd.fm/1E2Wbhk
Thomas Benner retweeted
How to design your own UI kit using @AdobeFireworks - ow.ly/rbQww
Thomas Benner retweeted
#AdobeFireworks users salute you. RT @steven_johnson: @fwextensions (Yeah, I was on the v1.0 eng team.)