mackie

The motto I live by Ball is life Respect your wife

In this house we love the thought of reading books

Getting a pair of prescription buffs and paying with my HSA

bro i did not sign up for getting classified information in my dms

Doing a puzzle with my ~3 yo and I just want to do the puzzle so bad but letting him lead the way where’s my award

Tutti frutti a 4 yo named that flavor smh

If your network isn’t talking about bag balm, it’s time to get a new network

Judd Apple Towel

Born too late (couldn’t be in the audience for an episode of Maury)

Fall vibe check

Deleted Twitter off my phone for a while it was a good run

Needs the nicks red hot corn chips

That’s my fucking boy right there

Heart rate elevated after driving the car pray for my nervous system

Why do they do night football games I’m too tired for that

Modding the lite brite with a 3,000 lumen LED

Had a dream I had a chance to get a hit in the top of the 9th to help my baseball team come back and I got out and was beating myself up and then after the game I needed to take a Lyft home but I couldn’t remember my health insurance login to get a $10 discount on my ride

Happy first day back at work from parental leave

🎵 everybody’s pooping for the weekend 🎵

This is not only how I Google things but also how I text. Let the typos fly and let the machines and your loved ones do the emotional labor of understanding what you meant 🥰