Em

I just ordered a "long island medium" at the bar so I'm gonna go home and think about that for the next 10 years

I am never staying up to watch UFC with Seyi again, I am quite literally traumatized by what I just saw.

why does no one talk about the WAP "clean version" ??? I think I would rather my kids listen to the original lmao

how boring am I that my comfort food its literally SUBWAY

me watching cocomelon by myself so that the next time my nephew asks me if I'm eating sugar I know how to act

at what age do people stop saying coworker and start saying colleague??

not me saying "no worries" 10x a day when in reality I am approximately 98% worries

wish i knew just one person who could relate to what i'm going through

remember the 2003 flex of having multiple tamagotchis on your lanyard

how it started how it's going

things i am hanging on by: a thread

I haven't seen my boyfriend in 10 months and my iPhone really decides now is the perfect time to make an automatic compilation video of us titled "Together" really? READ THE ROOM

do you check your bank account 10 times a day or are you normal?

can someone tell me why 10 years ago I thought that using the backwards apostrophe (close quotation) was an aesthetic?? i was really typing song lyrics in my msn name like "oh na na, what`s my name?" like it absolutely mattered.

why do men act like refusing to eat vegetables is a personality trait?? okay yeah, you and every five year old on the planet 🙄

i miss @RoyWoods nike bandaid tbh

lmao everyone having quarantine birthdays get to experience what is like having a christmas birthday: no one can come see you and everything is closed. welcome to the party

When it was my turn to go into the LCBO I was greeted by a man in a security outfit who motioned towards the hand sanitizer dispenser on the wall and said "A DAB'LL DO YA!!"