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MΛΞSTRO P

@maestroP17

Remember, they’re just jokes. We’re all gonna die soon and there’s no sequel -Ricky Gervais

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Joined June 2009
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🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨 Most World Cup crests are terrible, here’s why youtu.be/uzbX_EEZ43A?is=x6B5…
World Cup Crest Principles | Maestro P

World Cup Crest Principles | Maestro P

These crests, collectively, would be on academic probation.And yes...

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KUCH HOW COULD YOU OF ALL THE TIMES
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For those of you who are new here, check out my YouTube Channel for more awkward content youtube.com/@maestrop17?si=Y…
Maestro P

Maestro P

Awkward videos about whatever's on my mind. Favorite number: 17 For branding graphics email: [email protected]

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Jonathan Arnholz@JArnholzOct 29
The #Rays may not have gotten our first World Series championship this season. But we DID get: - A new Tampa stadium deal (!!!) - An American League pennant - An AL East title - Tampa Bay back on the road jerseys - A roof back on our current home - Some fun baseball Productive.
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Wahlid Mohammad
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guess i gotta take this down lol
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@TampaBayTre11h
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Pierre LeBrun (@PierreVLeBrun) profile picturePierre LeBrun
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Nikita Kucherov and his agent Dan Milstein just wrapped up a meeting within the last half hour with Tampa GM Julien BriseBois advising that the Hart Trophy winner is asking for a trade. Kucherov told his teammates on the plane. @FriedgeHNIC first on the news.
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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For Winnipeg…he meant for Winnipeg!
Andrew Golden (@a_golden12) profile pictureAndrew Golden@a_golden12Jul 16
They’re calling this the most scheduled loss of all time
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MOST HEARTBREAKING GAMES I’VE ATTENDED Bucs: 2022 NFC Divisional vs LAR Lightning: 2019 First Round, Game 2 vs CBJ Rays: 2026 World Series, Game 5 vs MIL Gators 🏈: 2015 vs FSU (last game as a student) Gators 🏀: 2014 Final Four vs UCONN
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“…it's all about disappointments. If you survive long enough, you get a few highs along the way” -Roy Keane I’ve still seen these teams win 10 titles, so I’m not complaining 😌
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Tampa Bay Rays
@RaysBaseballOct 29
Every tune-in. Every trip to the Trop. Every pitch. Every strike. Every out. Every hit. Every home run horn. Every high five tunnel. Every sting machine run. Every mascot race. Every 7th inning stretch. Every shake of the cowbell. Every rally towel wave. Every crowd pop. Every roof lighting. Every “VICTORYYY.” Every “we’ll get ’em next time.” Through everything and for everything - thank you, Tampa Bay. #ForTampaBay | #RaysUp
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Kevin Baum@kevinbaum013Oct 28
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Conservative (@Conservative2TX) profile pictureConservative
@Conservative2TXOct 28
If Democrats win next week’s election, their agenda is clear: to go after the President, his family, and his administration.
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Sports are so cruel -10 playoff appearances vs 4 -5 division titles vs 0 -3 pennants vs 2 Yet nothing to show for it And yes, I would trade places in a heartbeat
Marlins Historian (@MarlinsHistory) profile pictureMarlins Historian@MarlinsHistoryOct 29
Top dogs in the Sunshine State still. #Marlins #MLB
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• Return to the Trop • New stadium • New ownership delivered • Franchise cornerstones blossomed • New Tampa Bay uniform • TWO banners will be raised on Opening Day • American League Champs Damn proud. #RaysUp #ForTampaBay The Marathon continues…
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Come on blue that’s a strike!
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Jonathan Arnholz@JArnholzOct 28
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In a hilarious twist of fate, I have acquired a single ticket for…under $250 Bullying works!
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Alex Skopic@alexskopicOct 28
Once again...
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KC Sports Network (@KCSportsNetwork) profile pictureKC Sports Network
@KCSportsNetworkOct 28
The #Chiefs are signing kicker Justin Tucker to their practice squad, per @SamMcDowell11
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DMac Wake
@DMacWake316Oct 28
We got a MAGA kicker trying to hold off a sexual predator to keep his job…Chiefs got a Republican primary in their Kicker room man😭😭😭
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Big win for the small village in Africa that gets all this booze.
Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) profile pictureJomboy Media
@JomboyMediaOct 28
All the celebratory champagne and beer had to be removed from the Brewers clubhouse after they blew their lead in the 12th inning
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Possible hot take: the close-out scenario in baseball seems much more difficult than the other "major" sports bc every game has to end with one final play... you can't just run the clock all the way down like you can with football, hoops etc
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BEN WILLIAMSON WALK-OFF RAYS SURVIVE!
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