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Maff Brown

@maffbrown

As seen on Mock the Week.

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Joined January 2009
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Hey @marksandspencer 2 things, what have got done to the Piri Piri chicken kebabs? Both the chicken and taste has changed and not for the best. And can you bring back the chicken buffalo burgers please!
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Hey @rodemics your rode go 2 and rode central app crashes as soon as launched on mac book pro. Done the “removable Volumes” thing. Still crashing. Any help?
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Hey @MetroBank_Help your app is terrible and never works properly. Crashes or freezes all the time. For a bank the size of you it’s so bad! Sort it out
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I’d love it if Zuckerberg sells instagram to Tik Tok on Monday.
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Incredible line up this Monday in Kingston and for only £10!! Get tickets at outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk/sh… @Halcruttenden @maffbrown @BobbyMair @MatEwins @FightingCocks66
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Oi @PrimeVideo get rid of the fucking adverts!!! We already pay a subscription charge.
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I’d love it if the Just Stop Oil bellends were accidentally using oil based paint.
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New episode of Always Be Comedy's Comedy Heroes is out now and it's all about inarguably one of the most-beloved comedians of all-time: Robin Williams. Oscar, origins of genius and - amazingly - the time he performed at @OTBcomedy with @maffbrown: alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast 🩷💛
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Don’t take any into London tho Kevin.
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Did you know that rhino horn is one of the most expensive commodities on the black market? Our biggest issue atm with poaching, is the end user has it to show off his wealth. A big problem!
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Amazon: I see you recently bought a fridge. Can we recommend ANOTHER Fridge?
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My nan turned 100 this morning. Died of the bumps in the afternoon.
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Musical Youth are reforming. Now called Musical my back hurts.
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I reckon these days it would be easy to find and hire the A-team. Linked in I reckon.
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Stand by your beds! Exciting Pub Landlord tour news coming this week! For exclusive pre-sale access, sign up to my mailing list! Link below. #bigfans thepublandlord.com/mailing-l…
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We have the brilliant @almurray doing a couple of tour warm ups with us on the 5th Dec in New Malden and Stoneleigh. Plus @maffbrown to support Get tickets at outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk/pe…
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Hi @AOArena I’m staying in the hotel opposite you. Can you ask Decon Blue to turn it down a bit please.
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The weight for Freight is over! We are back this Thursday 🏝️ thecomedystore.co.uk
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It's weird how nicknames stay with you for life. I've just run into a bloke that I went to school with. Haven't seen him for 40 years but still said "hello Lobster cock" and he said "hello Brownie". I have'nt been called Brownie for years.
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I'll tell you who I wouldn't want to fight in one of those white collar boxing matches, Harry Hill.
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I'm going to be doing an extended set on Monday 14th August at @otbcomedy in Kingston. Get tickets here outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk/sh…
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