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This post only makes sense once you know that he
A) Isn't a doctor
B) Sells nasal copper spray
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis.
The British turned him down.
So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war.
It worked better than anyone could have imagined.
His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination.
The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies.
He didn't go to Britain.
He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up.
Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports.
He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine.
The Germans loved him anyway.
Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of.
The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London.
Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world.
Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents.
When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow.
Who also didn't exist.
Then came D-Day.
Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant.
Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton.
That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him.
German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came.
The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross.
A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire.
He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war.
After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop.
For decades the world thought he was dead.
In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches.
Some of them thanked him.
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Replying to @mageefrcs @uochester
Well done to all! Fabulous initiative and proud to support the collaboration! @uocfhms
And of course @uochester- our Fellows are proud Honorary Lecturers contributing to teaching the next generation of doctors & surgeons.
Congratulations to all those who have supported Wirral Academic Surgical Programme and thanks to our fellows past, present and future! @WirralSurgery @jiw1374 @WUTHnhs @WUTHresearch
Hypothetically…. Is it ethical to ask my AI to respond to unsolicited AI generated emails with pages and pages of closely typed text with similar pages and pages of closely typed text?
Just found out we have also been shortlisted for Research Capacity Building and @MoAbosheisha is finalist for Research Student of the Year!
@WirralSurgery @WUTHnhs @WUTHresearch @arc_nwc
Congratulations to all those who have supported Wirral Academic Surgical Programme and thanks to our fellows past, present and future! @WirralSurgery @jiw1374 @WUTHnhs @WUTHresearch
Congratulations to all those who have supported Wirral Academic Surgical Programme and thanks to our fellows past, present and future! @WirralSurgery @jiw1374 @WUTHnhs @WUTHresearch
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This vicar from Luton is spitting facts and he even calls out the far-right and Tommy Robinson
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I'm being generous to many people here but the coming crisis (we have not seen anything yet!) with workforce substitution & lowering of healthcare standards has some roots way back in the sheer desperation of some clinicians (esp A&E) that hands on deck was all that was needed 1/
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Delighted to see this in print - reactive hypoglycaemia is prevalent after oesophagectomy and CGM can be useful for diagnosis and treatment monitoring @CancerInstIRE @IrSPEN
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Extraordinary letter in @ft from former UK defence attaché at Moscow embassy - we warned you about Putin but you listened to the City instead
Dear @JustGiving automatically adding a significant tip and then having the slider only not go down enough & having to click to another page to reduce it properly is pretty shameful. £40 donation then £7.60 tip..
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gm to this banger tweet 🫡 ☕️ 😃 #deutschfüranfänger
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Read this statement by GWB after the execution of Timothy McVeigh and just wanted to cry. Within my lifetime, this level of moral seriousness was the bare minimum we expected from officeholders.
“This morning, the United States of America carried out the severest sentence for the gravest of crimes. The victims of the Oklahoma City bombing have been given not vengeance, but justice. And one young man met the fate he chose for himself six years ago.
For the survivors of the crime and for the families of the dead, the pain goes on. Final punishment of the guilty cannot alone bring peace to the innocent. It cannot recover the loss or balance the scales, and it is not meant to do so. Today, every living person who was hurt by the evil done in Oklahoma City can rest in the knowledge that there has been a reckoning. At every point, from the morning of April 19, 1995 to this hour, we have seen the good that overcomes evil.
We saw it in the rescuers who saved and suffered with the victims. We have seen it in a community that has grieved and held close the memory of the lost. We have seen it in the work of detectives, marshal, and police. And we've seen it in the courts. Due process ruled. The case was proved. The verdict was calmly reached. And the rights of the accused were protected and observed to the full and to the end.
Under the laws of our country, the matter is concluded. Life and history bring tragedies, and often they cannot be explained. But they can be redeemed. They are redeemed by dispensing justice, though eternal justice is not ours to deliver. By remembering those who grieve, including Timothy McVeigh's mother, father and sisters, and by trusting in purposes greater than our own, may God in his mercy grant peace to all; to the lives that were taken six years ago, to the lives that go on, and to the life that ended today.”
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you kids may not believe this, but things were so stable 15 years ago that the news had to start reporting on people seeing Jesus in their toast
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Our Senior Fellow Post in OG Surgery is live. Spend a year with us seeing Open, Lap, and soon Robotic Cancer surgery. Extended indication surgery, PIPAC, Complex Benign and Emergency OG. As of the latest NOGCA report the highest volume OG centre in the UK imperial.nhs.uk/careers/sear…


























