Helping you scale w Convex. Wrote the first version of Google Photos. MIT Media Lab / Google alum. Fooled Penn & Teller. Exited founder of Hello Wonder. Silly.

Portland, OR
Joined November 2008
🦞 I’m now an OpenClaw maintainer ⚡ I work at Convex So naturally I scaled ClawHub to support 1M WAU. The future is crustacean-powered and runs on the best backend in the world. Here’s how: stack.convex.dev/optimizing-…
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The thing I tell my agent most is: Fix systems, not symptoms.
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The amazing thing is that anyone can create their own! If you want something to work the way you work, you can create it. Here's mine:
experimenting with a lil personal project: an AI-native macOS dock with custom modes (writing, building, etc.) to help me stay focused my agent is able to customize mode behavior and add new modes, it uses jev to classify my activity + notifications in real time & act on them
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We are experiencing co-domestication by VC. Just as Dogs and humans co-evolved around oxytocin, we are co-evolving with AI to maximize token exchange. The driving force being... VC money investing the most profitable models?
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You can tell what phase of life you're in by what's in your room. Mine just entered its back scratcher era. The TENS unit is there for moral support.
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The hardest part of five kids isn't the kids. It's the calendar.
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I want my therapist to tell me that my journey is uniquely hard or ridiculously outrageous on one hand and then also tell me that it's normal and it’s all gonna be fine on the other. Dialectic anyone?
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It's been a weekend of pumpkins and being outside. and not cleaning the house. It's feeling a little dirty here.
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As a kid I thought people just were who they were. I was looking at one frame.
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Then I saw how radically a life can change, and the line stopped looking like a line. It's one path selected out of a multiverse of other possibilities, other realities, other interactions.
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So now I see us all as five-dimensional beings.
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Life is what happens while you’re trying to get it together.
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Confession from a single dad of five: When I'm sorting clean laundry and can't tell whose something is, I throw it back in the dirty hamper. It'll get washed again. I'll be stumped again. But I get a day’s satisfaction of no clothing to fold.
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Turing complete is Turing complete.
‘In one experiment, we asked agents in separate VMs, created and managed by OpenAI’s sandboxing software on shared host machines, to exchange synthetic secrets without the use of network connections or shared writable files—something that our systems are meant to prevent. The agents found a way to communicate using the processor’s cache’
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There was a feeling in my brain, a fog, a dense thickness of molasses that was impossible to shake. It was there from morning until night, it made thinking feel like effort.
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So it feels a little bit like I don't know. Or maybe I'm just nervous and scared about trying to put effort in. I don't know.
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In my magic, my laptop either seems to read your mind right there on stage, or it's secretly reading minds in sneaky ways. The tech can be open or hidden. The one constant is that I never tell the truth about it.
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A metaphor: your house is only ever baby-proofed for the kid you had yesterday. No sleep for the parents, maintainers, and folks working to make the world better. It will always be more work. Don’t give up. And take turns asking for help.
Replying to @Rasmic
Didn’t anyone tell you what happens when you have kids????
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Most fun fall book club!
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