
Husband, father, nerd and podcaster? 1/5th of the dnd5e real play @DeadMenQuesting
Central OH
Joined April 2009
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DM: You build a huge wall
GOP: The biggest wall
DM: Biggest wall. You bankrupt the realm and kobolds dig tunnels under the wall. #gopdnd
Zack Snyder: What if, during the cantina scene, Ponda Baba sexually assaulted Luke?
Netflix: Oh fuck yes. Take our money.
#RebelMoon
Senator Diane Feinstein is finally stepping down from office the only way she knows how, into a grave.
We need an age cap on politicians.
Disney wants to Star Wipe Jizz music from the galaxy.
DON'T WIPE JIZZ!
DON'T WIPE JIZZ!
#StarWars #JizznotJatz
Hey @JamesGunn, what are the odds that either Bill Hader or Ben Schwartz play Plastic Man?
I can't be the only one hoping Brock Lovett shows up soon on @ComedyBangBang right?
Cormac McCarthy and John Romita Sr gone in the same week. Both icons. #RIPJohnRomitaSr #RIPCormacMcCarthy
Joel Stevens retweeted
“Here’s what I want to do to mark Kissinger’s 100th birthday: I want to talk about some of the many, many people around the world who didn’t get to live till 100, or even 60, 70, or 80, *because* of Henry Kissinger.”
My commentary - pls do watch & share:
During an encounter in the Underdark the DM decided to use his old Heroscape tiles. #DungeonsAndDragonsHonorAmongThieves
Marjorie Taylor Greene paying $100,000 for Kevin McCarthy's used chapstick is some "let them eat cake" shit.
Did Rachel Weisz voice the Captain in this week's #Mandalorian?

