tweeting my stream of consciousness in my free time. writer/producer for tv in my paid time. all thoughts are unfortunately my own.

Joined March 2021
she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals
Megan Thee Stallion today in NYC.
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“women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”
Women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man Imaooooooo
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Lena Dunham shares her hilarious theories on where each “Girls” character would be today: “Shoshanna was married to, then divorced from, the mayor of New York City, and she runs an athleisure startup that’s zero-waste. Marnie — it’s third marriage. She still sings, but I think Marnie really needs to take it to sex and love addicts anonymous. Jessa is unvaccinated and lives on a boat in Croatia. Adam is a cult theater actor, and he’s probably living in Berlin, and Ray is still on city council and running his coffee shop and doing better than anyone. Elijah is the fourth lead on a sitcom, making a good amount of money and still looking for love in all the wrong places.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lG0rR
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Meghann Fahy and Milly Alcock pose together at the NYC premiere of Netflix’s #Sirens
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The cast and crew of Netflix’s #Sirens take a photo together at the premiere in NYC
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Netflix has set a premiere date for ‘Sirens,’ its female-driven, dark comedy limited series created by Emmy-nominated writer and showrunner Molly Smith Metzler and executive produced by LuckyChap. The five-episode limited series that stars Julianne Moore, Meghann Fahy and Milly Alcock is set to bow May 22. Check out some first look images below and see more details on the series here: tinyurl.com/2et2aj95
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Julianne Moore, Meghann Fahy, Kevin Bacon, and Milly Alcock in our first look at #Sirens. Netflix's new limited series premieres on May 22.
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See this movie!
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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.
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close enough I’m in
Last year, Tim Walz declared July 20th as ‘Beyoncé Day’ in Minnesota to celebrate her arrival for the ‘RENAISSANCE’ tour: “I might be Governor of Minnesota, but we all know who runs the world. Welcome to Minnesota, Beyoncé!”
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me at work
she had to stop writing for a second to serve face xitter.cf/mydearestpen/status/17…
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“it’s not just a song about having loud sex…it’s a celebratory anthem about experiencing pure euphoria and transcendental intimacy.” 🤭💦 @RYL0HEN blows *wink* out your speakers with "Loud Sex," now streaming on this week's New Music Frigay 🔊 🔗: tinyurl.com/grindrnmf
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It should cost a billion to look this good.. ✨💅🏾💎
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PWDLM is finally out everywhere 🧡💕 u can officially start ur summer now that i’m just getting warmed up☀️🌊🏝️ Stream it here: hypeddit.com/lgzyci
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My new single 'Only 1 Trying' is out now across all stores 🌀☝🏾✨ Links & credits below !
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#TheCheetahGirls’ Kiely Williams says she hooked up with three members of B2K at the same time: “I’m grown, I can admit it. Everybody has their hoe days. Let them have ’em! We’ll look back on them days when we’re older and be like, ‘Yeah. I was out there thot, thot, thottin’.”
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me in mario kart after getting hit with the same shell i just threw
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Fleabag.
What TV show do you wish you could watch again for the first time?
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