Me bringing up marriage every chance I get so @_Emily_Lauren_ can be my sister in law lol
Names my husband uses instead of @willowpump
1. Port a pump
2. Techno Ta-Tas
3. Mobile Milkers
4. Moo Moos
I think I finally understand what all the summer girlies are going on about. IM OVER THE SNOW AND THE COLD.
Mom imma need you to come back to life. Everyone is coming to their senses and realizing how great Paramore band is.
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I’d like to say thank you to the TikTok that caused a full blown panic attack and I will now be pulling an all nighter to watch my child breathe.
My married family: We’ll come up a week early to help out and get ready for the baby
Proceeds to make my life 10x more stressful.






