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Makenna

@maklang

cool but also not

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Joined May 2013
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pj@pjayevans24 Jun 2023
Bagels have a hole in them just like an acoustic guitar but that’s about where the similarities end
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I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR
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I just feel like anytime humans have problems in the ocean that’s yo fault for minding ocean business. I’ve never had no ocean problems because I do not be in it like that. Find me in the nearest pool.
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Any time I see 3 white women in a row wearing Madewell
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If I err—I don’t want to but I will & so often have—let it be on the side of faith & love. Let it be that God, who looks upon the heart, saw that I was trying my darnedest to emulate Christ’s ways. Show us not only your truth, Jesus, but your ways of walking, talking & living it.
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how do sheep even have opinions about lions like where did they meet
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What did the Dinosaur say? Shut up
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There is no ailment that cannot be cured by a McDouble and small fry
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Except diabetes I guess
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I cant learn about Chinese spy balloons. My brain has run out of space. If I learn about that I’ll probably forgot how to ride a bike or something
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I’m aging like a fine wine (on my side in a dark room)
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Everyday I thank God that my adult stomach can tolerate lactose
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Whenever I offend my cat
Steven Ray Morris (@StevenRayMorris) profile pictureSteven Ray Morris@StevenRayMorris14 Jan 2023
I just apologized to a beanie baby.
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all the "this new notebook will fix me" girlies became "this new gigantic water bottle will fix me" girlies in their thirties, huh
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My response when asked for a TV show recommendation approximately six months ago
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R.I.P. 2022 (2022 - 2022)
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what do you call a asntronat that farts a fartonaut
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