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White people when Chazington dies in a 4 car pile up on the highway on his birthday 👇
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Talking with my parents realising we literally have nothing in common except for the genes
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welcome to my asian-mexican fusion restaurant where we only serve kimchi carne asada fries and birria ramen and every dish is like $25 no drink included btw
why the fuck was this ad such a big meme back in 2018, what was so goddamn funny about sprite fucking cranberry
sprite cranberry/thirstiest time of the year commercial featuring lebron james and D.R.A.M. (2017)
background information of its production:
nathanlove.com/project/sprit…
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ALT online communists: WHY DRINKING SOY MILK IS A REACTIONARY ACT (thread): many citizens of the ussr were dairy farmers, so it follows that (1/?) online fascists: if you've ever held a door open for someone you're a "holdoid" which is essentially an extra cucked type of zeta male mjörkiplier, the swedish markiplier: äuh!!!! öuh!!!!! im so scäreing fröm freddi fjäsbear
i have been reminded that there are real people out there who get seriously upset about other people who dont gaf about thanksgiving
my favorite part of chazington videos is when he segues into some completely random unrelated bullshit that he really wanted to talk about but couldnt justify turning into its own separate video
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"Yeah I've been getting really into DMWJSHTCMBWCNRMBDAMWIL (Death Metal Which Just So Happens To Contain Melodicism But Which Could Not Really Meaningfully Be Described As Melodeath, Which Is Lame)"
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its really important that you get your kid into anime if they show interest in the inner lives of homosexual men, or else they might be posting about "Byler" or "Lord Verity x Aurafarmer"
always funny when people shorten dying fetus to just “fetus” like how people shorten iron maiden to just “maiden” cuz while maiden, priest, and sabbath all sound cool on their own, fetus just sounds kinda silly















