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Dreaming big. Sometimes I rant. Mostly I just observe and report. I'm trying my hand at freelancing. Business Twitter: @cat_in_lisbon

Lisbon, Portugal
Joined April 2009
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I love explaining to @uber that I have been charged for a trip I did not take and their response is "we can't correct the fare because it corresponds with the trip you took". The driver somehow double charged me on @boltapp and @Uber for the exact same trip despite not using Uber
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It’s a sickness, right?
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Wondering how many bots the PR firm hired to smear Blake Lively.
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So tired of @UberEats not having a proper customer service line. I have two separate issues with my order and only one can be recorded through their stupid system.
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Was that actually a thing?
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Trash
not Russell Brand confusing melanin with melatonin in his attempted takedown of Kamala Harris
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Why am I just seeing this? 🤣🤣🤣 teapaw.org/THSResister/status/179…
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Replying to @MandyMatney
@MandyMatney Re: Sonya Massey - Crump said the family has spoken to Illinois governor JB Pritzker about the possibility of legislation related to officers such Grayson, who had served with six different departments since 2020. He also has two convictions for driving under the...
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Maybe there's hope for the victims of these violent and incompetent police officers who jump from precinct to precinct 🤞
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If you’re a “senior Democrat” that feels this way, you should absolutely retire and make space for true leadership that refuses to resign themselves to fascism. This kind of leadership is functionally useless to the American people. Retire.
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In 1967, The Mamas and The Papas were forced to lip sync their hit song "California Dreamin" on The Ed Sullivan Show. They rebelled by making this obvious to viewers.
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Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.
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what in the actual fuck
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Giving thanks to Metric for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to Breathing Underwater. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/1rCI…
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When you think Finch released a new single but it's some folk band instead. @drivethrurec26
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