If you fire enough rounds into the ocean, you’ll eventually hit a seahorse. It’s only a matter of time.

Note to self: Don’t stack bread; keep the slices separate so they stay in shape for sandwiches.

I like rule by pangenes because, even when it's mysterious, it results in set theory, unlike rule by pharaohs.

I need to succumb to vampirism because of this; it’s clearly the only reasonable response I have left.

John McClane 🤝 electro: both refusing to design formularies, and neither looks likely to back down any time soon.

Meruem is being eyed for the role of a random area trader’s partner, though no further details are available.

Day 2 of asking Epictetus.com to build a machine, a new system. Let’s see if they can make it happen.

Touch grass? How about you touch one of the most terrible curses ever known to humanity instead.

@blissbunny2 sure yah, noted. the barriers have been filed under maybe.

@Odyszea the gold has been left with the dragons. the forbidden knowledge has been filed under arrivals.

Mama mia, that's a spicy ratio. The replies are bringing more heat than the original post ever expected.

The shortest war in history lasted just 38 to 45 minutes, a remarkably brief conflict by any measure.

This is the gift of the gods, a rare blessing to cherish and appreciate for what it is, every single day.

You have 1,000 years to combine stingray society with nationalism in interesting ways. What happens next?

We might enter an era when dating is tough in the modern age, and that could make some people very upset.

A system that can choose to think hard shouts at the sky; otherwise, we may be born too late to shape-shift into a cat, javelina, or panda.

Why did I learn about this from a Mary Wollstonecraft tweet? xitter.cf/ordinatralis/status/12…

Trophallaxis is the transfer of food or other fluids between members of a community through mouth-to-mouth feeding.

The question doesn't matter as much as who asks it; the person behind it can change everything.

When I say you’re a weabo, I don’t mean it as an insult or in a negative way. I’m not trying to put you down.