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Patrick Eaton

@mambaTCG

Pokémon TCG Player | he/him

 Seattle, WA
Joined May 2024
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Michael Arroyo underwent a successful elbow scope procedure on Oct. 28 with Dr. Keith Meister to clean up cartilage and brace a chronic injury to his UCL. He is anticipated to be ready to return to game participation in April 2027.
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Real Zoro heads see the line
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@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Mateusz Łaszkiewicz@Jezyk46Oct 26
People complain that Dragapult is winning another event and then proceed to play Festival Lead at their next major.
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its always been a simulation
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got in my car to go play Pokemon locals and was hit with an overwhelming sense of dread the format is so unfun right now that I don’t even want to partake in my favorite hobby
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you know pokemon standard format sucks nuts when im putting energy into commander decks (plural)
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Dawson 🎃@DawsonwahtOct 17
“Oh boy I hope the dimensions of the battlefield remain untwisted!” The opponent’s Farigiraf:
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It’s insanely difficult to process this. I don’t get how someone so integral to the pokemon community could be punished so aggressively for calling out genuine flaws in the game he loves. Dude wants to see improvement, says some difficult truths, and gets banned. Fucking unreal.
iCaterpie (@iCaterpie) profile pictureiCaterpie@iCaterpieOct 16
Tpci finally got me. I dedicated 25 years of my life to this game. Teaching the game around the Italy, raising players and building community all for nothing. But Apparently I'm everything that is bad in this game. The worst part, I was ready to travel for Nice because they didn't even have the dignity to notify my perma ban. I was a target for some people working for Tpci for the past 10 years. It happened again during the last World championship and I complain about that with a tweet that I deleted 6 hours later. For that I got a perma ban. I'm devastated. Pokemon is literally my life. I can't stop crying. Good luck to everyone in Nice, I will make a goodbye post in the future.
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jane ester@cosmugOct 12
hiiii this is really embarrassing and vulnerable, but i’ve been struggling with severe wisdom-tooth related pain for some time now i saw the surgeons, they gave me the bill, and it’s impossible for me to pay and im incredibly rattled.. any bit helps :] ily gofund.me/c4333ad3d
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dehydrated horse dies next to lake 😂
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50 copies printed I’ll be searching for the zoroheads in the morning
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I cannot wait
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Zoroark players after losing to a deck that looks like a grocery list
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I’m ready for Louisville
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Once I submit my decklist I’ll sign the contract and make it official that I’m an idiot 😌
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Replying to @PTCGenius
1. My favorite card of all time 2-4. Cards that taught me the meaning of hate 5, 6. Cards that have made me feel some of the things that card #1 did 7. My intro to retro + I love swampert 8. How I met Tord 9. Purple chud
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two choices going into majors for the foreseeable future: 1. play drixty, meta has been solved and these are the best 60 cards 2. play literally any other combination of cards and expect to lose
Drew stephenson (@ChiseledSloth) profile pictureDrew stephenson@ChiseledSlothSep 30
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hoping delta reign saves us from this stale ass format
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