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I’m in marketing. That’s the story, anyway.

Kansas City, MO
Joined January 2010
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let's be honest, a man will never treat a financially dependent woman the way he treats an independent one.
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Edward Scissorhands, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Halloween (1978) used to be staples in our house during Halloween.
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Honestly — I love it
North West dresses up as Edward Scissorhands for Halloween. ✂️🎃
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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Playing dead in front of a skeleton is a pretty bold strategy. 😂💀
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is AI-generated. It shows typical artifacts like a garbled 2012 timestamp and distorted text on the doormat, matching other confirmed fake clips of animals with Halloween props. brobible.com/culture/articl… x.com/CraigMahoney/s…
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being the naked neighbor is actually an important part of my gender expression
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good morning to everyone whose morning routine includes caffeine and cannabis
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the way new generations will never understand how huge her ass seemed to us back then… 😭
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Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Word to move an image without destroying the entire document
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😭😭😭😭😭
The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3
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Mandaapizza retweeted
You gotta hold me extra tight at night cause I’ll get up and go smoke. 😂
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Full sets really used to be $25.
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Cannot believe it took this long
Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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The Dollar Tree is always dead af. You wonder how they make any money. Then you get in line and suddenly you’re at the DMV.
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Meanwhile, in America, we’re taught how they use glue to make the milk look better on cereal boxes lol
Misleading packages are illegal in Japan
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Missouri😂😂
okay so if california sober means u smoke weed and nothing else. what state sober is it if u drink alcohol and nothing else and legit used to have issues with other substances so u really are sober off of them. what state is this???
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This is one of those headlines where age just simply isn’t relevant lol. But we’re pleased to know she’s not 25
Tom Brady, 49, is reportedly dating 37 year old supermodel Candice Swanepoel
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you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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if you're a girl with a sense of humour & an ounce of optimism they'll literally kill you
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An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
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