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Two Paris-Roubaix champions just became husband and wife!
Pauline Ferrand-Prévot and Dylan van Baarle tied the knot on October 25, surrounded by family and friends. Pauline called it “the best day of my life,” sharing photos from their intimate celebration.
Just weeks before the wedding, Dylan was injured in a training accident and underwent surgery on his wrist. But when the big day arrived, he was right there beside Pauline, with his arm still in a brace.
Now the French and Dutch cycling stars have traded racing jerseys for wedding rings and started a completely new chapter together.
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One morning, on my way to work, I found a wallet lying on the ground.
This thing was ridiculously thick, at least three inches, packed with cash, bank cards, receipts, and all sorts of stuff.
I checked the details inside and realized the owner lived about 15 minutes away.
Instead of waiting for someone to claim it, I decided to drive to his house and return it personally.
When I knocked on his door and asked if he'd lost a wallet, his face told me everything. Sure enough, it was his.
I handed it back, and just as I was getting into my car, he came over to my passenger-side window.
He offered me a restaurant gift card.
I told him he didn't need to give me anything, but he dropped it onto my passenger seat, walked away, and shouted, "It's the least I can do!"
When I got home, I took a closer look at the card.......
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🚨Gary Neville on Manchester United deciding to KEEP Michael Carrick till the END of the season:
🎙️ Gary Neville: “Honestly, I find it difficult to understand this decision. Eight games without a win, and Manchester United have decided to give Carrick more time? Roy, at what point do you say enough is enough? They’re preparing to face Chelsea on Saturday, and Carrick is still in charge. This is Manchester United! Results like these cannot continue.”
🗣️ Roy Keane: “Gary, at any other big club, there would be serious questions about the manager’s future. What frustrates me most is that some of these players keep getting away with poor performances. They put in another disappointing display, and somehow the manager takes all the blame. These players need to start taking responsibility!”
🗣️ Gary Neville: “But Roy, what makes this situation interesting is what happened against Bournemouth. The club reportedly noticed the support Carrick received from United fans during and after the defeat, with much of the frustration directed at the players. That suggests the supporters haven’t completely turned against their manager, even after this terrible run.”
🗣️ Roy Keane: “So, Gary, the club has decided to stick with Carrick until the end of the season. But what exactly are they expecting to change? He’s still taking training at Carrington, and now they have Chelsea away on Saturday. That’s hardly an easy game to turn things around in!”
🗣️ Gary Neville: “Exactly, Roy! And that’s why this decision is so important. If the club believes Carrick is the right man, then he needs to prove it on the pitch. He has another opportunity, but the performances and results have to improve. You cannot go eight games without a win at Manchester United and expect the pressure to disappear.”
🗣️ Roy Keane: “And if the players are letting him down, he needs to show some authority! Drop them, change the team and make difficult decisions. I’m tired of seeing players put in poor performances without consequences. These are professional footballers at one of the biggest clubs in the world. They need to start acting like it!”
🗣️ Gary Neville: “Saturday against Chelsea is a massive test for Carrick and his players. The club has given him more time, but that won’t mean much if the results don’t improve. At some point, Manchester United have to start winning football matches again. That’s the pressure that comes with managing this club.”
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DOOMSDAY STOPPING THOR’S LIGHTNING WITH JUST TWO FINGERS ISN’T GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION. 😭⚡
IF HE CAN DO THAT TO THOR, IMAGINE WHAT HE’S GOING TO DO TO THE REST OF THE AVENGERS. 💀
THEY’RE NOT READY FOR THIS MAN. THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY BE DOOMED. 🔥
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KAT and Jordyn Woods are celebrating their first Halloween as newly wed with the cutest couples costume 💕
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Edie really hung herself with a silk scarf just so Carlos would walk in and “save” her… then almost actually died because Mrs. McCluskey wouldn’t stop talking about the trash cans. Desperate Housewives was genuinely unwell.
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HR: Why have you been unemployed for two years?
Employee: I was taking care of my sick mother.
HR: So you sacrificed your career for someone who couldn’t pay your bills?
Employee: She’s my mother, not a business investment.
HR: This company needs serious people, not emotional people.
Employee: I understand.
HR: What’s your expected salary?
Employee: $6,000 monthly.
HR: Are you crazy? You’ve been unemployed for two years, and you want $6,000?
Employee: That’s what my experience is worth.
HR: Your experience is useless if nobody has employed you for two years.
Employee: Then why did your company contact me three times before this interview?
HR: Because our recruitment system made a mistake.
Employee: Your company contacted me, confirmed my qualifications, and paid for my flight. Now your system has made a mistake?
HR: Security! Take this man outside!
Employee: No problem. But please tell your CEO I attended the interview.
HR: He doesn’t have time for unemployed people!
Just then, the office door opened.
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I got locked out of my own flat at 11pm and called a locksmith.
He arrived in 15 minutes.
Locksmith: "Can you prove this is your flat?"
Me: "My keys are inside."
Locksmith: "Anything with your name on it out here?"
Me: "No."
Locksmith: "Then I can't open it."
Me: "You're a locksmith."
Locksmith: "That's why I ask."...
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Three people replied almost immediately.
My sister: “Wait… he asked me too.”
My cousin: “Same. He told me you were already agreeing.”
Then my aunt replied: “He asked me yesterday.”
The family chat went completely silent.
My brother left the group.
Nobody defended him.
The lender emailed me that afternoon. The application was denied.
Later, my brother called me furious.
“You embarrassed me!”
I said, “I didn’t embarrass you. I forwarded your email.”
He hung up.