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Joined September 2025
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the year is 2034.Ronoh and Elsa Majimbo are now best friends.Edwin Sifuna ako in the peak of his second term.Ruto is rotting in kamiti, bei ya KC imeshuka hadi 200,Dofido alireform and is now a youth pastor na nimesettle with a light-skinned murima babe in the planes of Nyahururu
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CHICOS HE APRENDIDO A HACER STICKERS CON GIFS GRACIAS A UN TUTORIAL DE TIKTOK VOY A SER INSOPORTABLE
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APRENDI A PEGAR VIDEO COPIANDO O LINK
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Anyone else on a run of red arrows? 🔻 #FPL
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draft ya exam timetable imetolewa, time to reawaken the academic monster in me😂
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mlimanage??😂😭
Congratulations @MCFC on winning the @PremierLeague title. We’ll be aiming to get the trophy back next season. #mufc
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Nikama Real madrid imebid contract kwa my best box to box midfielder,anaboycot hadi training
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The biggest Mystery for me is how those who are inthe frontline saying Tutam,a big share of them are very poor,even poorer than us who want Ruto gone yestrday. I dont even have the words to describe the Mshangao I get every time I encounter them,its like their brain is also poor
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What Thierno said. 🥶 @Everton
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Please don’t blow your fruity vapes around my kids, I’m raising them strictly on Marlboro reds
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i smell weed in public and i’m like a cartoon character smelling pie on a windowsill
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you know you not tripping if you hit the za and you still mad
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notice how all of my interests are cool and all of yours are really gay and retarded
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12 year olds complaining about age
realised I'll be 16 next world cup
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20 years of age tryna fuck AI fruits
I wanna fuck the shit out of all of them 🤤
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I had sex with a jew last night and woke up without my wallet & my foreskin
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"Mkiweka emotions kando" SIWEKIII
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Here you go 😎
🤣🤣 how tf can I get this gifs
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how people stare at you when they realize you struggle with eye contact
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He pulled up to national team camp just to flex his new trim and leave???😭
Virgil van Dijk has withdrawn from the Netherlands squad for their fixtures this month. 🔗 lfc.tv/4itYq8a
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24/25 was pure vibes, you'd see Endo coming on and know the game was over
We need to have a Trey Nyoni version of this video 😂😂
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