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“OMG bro did you hear Trump’s jew son-in-law who converted Ivanka to judaism who used to have Netanyahu stay in his bedroom of his family home and is in charge of negotiating the Iran war…… turns out he’s an Israeli agent!”
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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for pretty obvious reasons this is the thing that maximally hits my boomer resentment rage button. they lived in a world where you could take this journey and just fucked around coasting off the hospitality of poor people and looking for drugs.
The famous Hippie Trail from Europe to South Asia
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payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month
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The accuracy 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
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pain from the archives 🦇 Qasquiat vibes
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The Effort Paradox 🤔 (explained)
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All mouth breathers
The Trump children in their earlier years!
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Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit
he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀
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bruh if you're going to make and enjoy the humble butter pasta you should save some pasta water and use it to emulsify your butter in the pan to make a creamy sauce bruh you should season it well and add parmesan to elevate your wonderful meal bruh
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However awkward you thought this might be, it’s way worse
ROGERS: I can tell you.. we would call that a clue. *pause for applause* Crowd: ROGERS: *continues to pause*
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AI could never come up with this drag
when celebs were genuinely active on twitter like they just tweet anything that comes on mind 😭
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It's fucking crazy that an investigation exposing how Jared Kushner laundered billions if dollars through Azerbaijan, including payments to a warlord, a mercenary, and a hitman, isn't getting more attention.
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Damon Wayans says that even at 65 years old, if Keenen tells him to get him a soda, he's going to go get it, because in their family, it’s all about an unspoken code of respect, seniority, and brotherly hierarchy. “Yeah, but like even now, this is how my family is. Like, I'm 65 years old and Keenen goes, "Go get me a soda," and I got to go get it.” “If Marlon walks in a room, and you know, if I walk in a room and there's no seats, Marlon gets up. Sean and Keenen will sit, and Marlon will get up and say, "You sit here." And my son will have to do the same thing.” “That's why I love the fact that they have children. Because I go to my theater sometimes and little Damon's there and Mikey's there, and as soon as I walk in the room, the youngest one gets up and lets me sit down without question, and I love that.” “It's just how we do with each other. It's just a quiet code. Some things you don't have to teach, it's just what you see.”
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les blagues s’écrivent toutes seules
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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The look on that baby's face when the cop was talking broke my heart. He will never forget this day and rightfully so. The parents that called the cops should be ashamed!
What is wrong with the pale nation??? Call the police on a 3 yr old because he's too good for their kids???? 😳
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she suicide bombed Ethan's relationship for hasan, never before seen levels of fan dedication
Tamara used to have a crush on Hasan…
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You gotta respect the super-autism that made this research possible.
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein’s leaked files show the exact same Upper West Side address 221 Columbus Ave, New York that later appears on Erika Frantzve (Kirk)’s Corcoran real estate profile. License #10401322765. * 322* 👀 Same building. Multiple documents. Way Too close for comfort for the Grieving Widow . The exact documents EFTA02692934 housed within the PlainSite USDOJ Epstein Files . Because the full collection contains over 1.3 million pages of financial statements, emails, and legal records..
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